19/05/2026
🚨 NEW EMPLOYEE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
After careful consideration, we’ve decided to hire Albo 👨🎨
Not because he can paint…
But because apparently he’s an expert in taking everyone’s money already 💸😂
Since starting at Final Coat he’s:
✔️ Introduced a new “paint tax”
✔️ Increased smoko breaks by 37%
✔️ Spent more time discussing tax than doing prep work
✔️ Somehow made the company less profitable in under a week
On the bright side… he does wear the uniform well 😅
If your quote goes up overnight, don’t blame us… blame the new guy.
🎨 FINAL COAT
“You hate it. We paint it.”