19/05/2026
We would like everyone to meet our new employee. His name is Albo, but he is known to us as useless. He never shows up for work. Dictates what we should do and suggests we should remove our roof racks from our vehicles to save his arse from using his fuel that we are now paying double for. The ridiculous thing is he draws the highest wage in our company. Keep up the great work Albo 👏👏