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01/08/2012

Drunk Jonso was with his girlfriend Assnut in a cinema,
All cozy and in love suddenly he fall asleep, and when he wake up
He shout so loud:

"HEY!! Where is my p***s!!, My p***s has vanished, God what have I done?
Embarrassed Assnut: "Shut up idiot!
Your hand is in my panty"

01/08/2012

A guy who was an
aeroplane cleaner was cleaning
the
pilot's cockpit and saw a book
entitled, "How to fly an
aeroplane
for beginners,
Vol. 1 ".
He opened the first page
which said; "To start the engine,
press the red
button". He did so and the
airplane
engine started.
He was pleased and opened the
next page,
"To set airplane moving press
blue
botton". He did
so and the plane started moving
at
an amazing
speed.
He wanted to fly, he opened the
3rd page which said; "To let
airplane fly, please press
the green button". He did so and
the plane started to fly.
He was so happy.
After 20 minutes of flying, he
was
satisfied and wanted to land. He
opened to the 4th page.
The 4th page said, "To learn how
to land a plane,
please watch out for Volume 2.

25/07/2012

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful
daughters, decided to try one last time for the
son they always wanted.
Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine
months later, delivered a baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see
his new son, but was horrified to find an
incredibly-ugly baby.
He went to his wife and said, "I cannot
possibly be the father of that hideous child.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I
fathered."
When his wife blushed, he became suspicious,
and demanded, "Have you been fooling
around on me?"
His wife confessed, "Not this time."

25/07/2012

DONT TRY THIS AT HOME!!! A guy
in a hurry used the ladies'toilet in
a posh hotel..He sat
down & noticed 4
buttons-WW,WA,P P & APR. Curious,
he
pressed WW & his butt was gently
sprayed wit WARM WATER, he
loved it
so much! He then pressed WA & a
blast of WARM
AIR dried him up.Still loving it, he
pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF
2make him
smell fresh. Feeling pampered, he
decided to press the last button
APR. He later woke up in a
hospital, a nurse
smiled & said;
Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD
REMOVER, so when the machine
couldn't find a pad on you, it
went for
balls.Your balls are in this jar.

24/07/2012

Do you know what I want...???
A guy had never had s*x before, so his buddies set
him up with this w***e for a couple of hours. He
really had NO clue, and when she sat down on the
bed completely naked, she says, "Do you know what
I want?" He looks at her and says, "No" and then she lies
down on the bed and starts rubbing her breasts and
moaning she says, "do you know what I want?"
And he says, "No" So then she spreads her legs
*wide open* and starts fi*****ng herself and says,
"NOW do you know what I want?" And he says, "Yeah - you want the whole fu***ng bed to yourself!"

21/07/2012

Scientists invented a machine to catch thieves and took this machine to different countries for a test.

In the U.S.A, within 30 minutes, it caught 20,000 thieves; UK, in 30 minutes caught 500 thieves; Spain, in 20 minutes caught 25 thieves; Ghana, in 10 minutes caught 6,000 thieves; Nigeria in 5 minutes it caught 9,000 thieves..........

Zimbabwe within 3 minutes the thieves stole the machine

15/07/2012

all about laughter

15/07/2012

Teacher asks Johnny what you want to be when you grow up?

I Wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive club, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari over a million, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe; an Infinite visa card, and make love to her three times a day.

The teacher, not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson:

And you, Marie?

Maam, I have no doubt, I want to be Johnny's bitch

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