Plantasia, your private plant decorator

25/05/2020

Wondrous things

17/10/2019

You own a cafe or a club, lemme be your plant decorator. Hassle free Plantasia at your service.

15/05/2019

Spring is coming pff and your plants need you to step it up! They're yeling at you right now. They want food and a lil boost, they're junkies in the corner of your room, trembling quietly, screaming those little screams and re-sweating that old cold sweat. They also need more plant friends, your room does too. But please don't fold on your bed with anxiety, just call the Plant Doctor! That's me right here! I will save everything.
Remember, for all your plant ailments and deficits there's Plant Doctor also known as your private plant decorator. For all other more personal dilemmas, worries, concerns or miseries there's also Plant Doctor. I will treat anything all in one kinda deal and I have a van. Message or call me for super cheap rates. 017660393766

12/02/2019

WE GOT A DEAL! With your order of my cheap af services as plant go getter, gardener & decorator you get a jar full of ALL ORGANIC rabbit poo. Great fertilizer as well as decorative. Dispersed around your living room carpet gives the desired illusion you have rabbits while you don't have to take care of them. If you don't have a carpet holding your room together, well then it's about time you get one.

02/09/2018

I am back in action as a gardener/PLANTdecorator! Call me NOW. I choose them, buy, transport, pot and teach you how to care for them. Call me 017660393766. 🌴🍍🌿

You would love to have plants but you realize you have "bad taste in plants" or you are "killing them softly". Don't worry, all you need is Plantasia!

22/10/2017

Bettered service update: While I pot up the plants I got for you, you tell me your dilemmas. I only work dilemmas.

08/10/2017

Today is Plantasia day! I am going to the Pflanzcenter soon so if you feel like adding plants to your room let me know on the comments below or call 017660393766. I take pics, send, you approve, I deliver, I pot and teach you how to take care of them while listening to Plantasia at an extremely lollish reasonable price.

Full Plantasia Album by Mort Garson, 1976 0:00 - Plantasia 3:16 - Symphony For A Spider Plant 5:50 - Baby's Tears Blues 8:47 - Ode To An African Violet 12:38...

03/09/2017

What I do for you, SHABBY one: I make a "in your tight budget" plant design that fits you and your home. I drive my van to the nicest plant center in Berlin, I buy the plants, pots and soil. I then transplant them and put them on location. Additionally I can paint the pots, buy stands, nice plates, vases, etc. Do you save money? Yes, you actually do! Time and money. Beautiful.
What I do for you, FANCY one: The same but also I involve artists who make installations with plants. Stay tuned for examples.