21/04/2026
Right, that’s me done.
After 23 years of crawling under sinks, unblocking things I don’t even want to describe, and being told “it’s only a little job”, I’m calling it a day on the plumbing.
Met some proper good people over the years — the kind who’ve got the kettle on, biscuits out, and a bit of cake while you’re working. A lot of you I can happily call mates now, and that’s been the best part of it.
Then there’s the other lot… the “while you’re here” brigade, the “it’s just started doing that” crew, and the ones I’m fairly sure I’ll never need to see again… and I’m alright with that 😂
Lost count of how many times I’ve said “don’t put that down the drain”… clearly a wasted breath.
Truth is, it’s been a good run. Hard graft, plenty of laughs, and more stories than I could ever tell.
But I’m knocking it on the head before I end up permanently wedged under someone’s sink.
Big thanks to everyone who’s used me and supported me over the years — it’s genuinely appreciated.
Right, I’m off. If it’s leaking… it’s officially not my problem anymore.
Cheers Si 🍻
