01/04/2026
🚨 NEW INSTALLATION SERVICE 🚨
We’re now installing the **UK’s first voice-controlled kitchen taps** 🎤🚰
Simply say things like:
“Tap, fill the kettle.”
“Tap, warm water please.”
or
“Tap, stop before the sink overflows!”
Perfect for when your hands are covered in flour, dough, or washing-up liquid.
We’re currently testing the system… although one customer’s tap keeps responding to the dog barking 🤦♂️
Bookings now open from next week.
