20/04/2023
Alan is Prone to exaggeration He told me he invented the Spinning Jenny, Male Prostitutes and Tartan
He alsi told me he spoke the native tongue of every tribe on the American Plains including the Sous. Navajho, Cherokee, Pawnee and Blackfoot Nations and he was at if you can believe this ...the Compare at
"Custer's Last Mike stand "
An improv night for Out of work Transvestite Cowboy Whalers in Nebraska.
He used to involve strangers in pi***ng contests for money at the urinals in the transvestite bar and if and when they confronted him he'd tell them he used to be the Milky Bar Kid
I told him I was a butcher in a
Slaughterhouse for Butterflies
LIE NUMBER 1
Waiting on at a Ho***rs in Nebraska that was next door to the local Whaling station when the whale hunting season finished
So I said " Ok then What are the Milky Bars on then? "
And he goes " ME " and I said anyone can say "me" Alan, I need solid proof.
That's when he produced this photograph out of this halter neck chiffon number with matching diamante earrings he was wearing.
