22/08/2026
There are two types of people in this world:
1. The light sleeper who wakes up if a feather lands on the roof.
2. The deep sleeper who could sleep through an earthquake but has to navigate a minefield of loud floorboards just to use the bathroom.
Squeaky floors don't just ruin sleep, they cause minor, daily relationship friction. You shouldn't have to apologise for simply walking around the house.
We don't just fix floors. We restore household peace.
Tag your 'stealth-walking' partner in the comments.