20/06/2025
A poem about the Action Man legend that is LEX THE FENCE GUY!!
Lex the Fence Guy, the man with the tools,
He straightens up gardens and sharpens your rules.
With timber in tow and a measuring eye,
He builds mighty fences that reach for the sky.
No job is too big, no post out of line,
He’s faster than gossip and twice as divine.
He’s battled wild weather, the odd angry goat,
And once even fenced in a neighbour’s remote!
He’s got rails and panels, and gravel boards too,
And a drill that could wake up the whole avenue.
When others cut corners, old Lex builds with pride,
So your fence won’t wobble, lean, break or slide.
He’s a master of boundaries, neat to the inch,
With tensioning wire that won’t budge or flinch.
He’ll fence out the wind and nosy old Pat,
(Who peers through the hedge for a neighbourly chat.)
So if your old panels are sagging or snapped,
Or your gate has been swinging since 1990 and clapped—
Give Lex a shout, he’s local and sound,
The best fence guy for miles around!
👉 Big job or small — if it needs fencing, Lex is your guy. Drop him a message and get it sorted!