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16/01/2025

This year is not sufficient year, put lord first and practice praying 🙏and everything will be OK.

16/01/2025

If you ask God to remove your all enemies and you realises your friends are gone what comes into your mind?! 🤔

13/04/2024

WELCOME TO KENYA 🇰🇪 😂😂
-We call every toothpaste COLGATE!
We don't care😂 😂 😂!
We are like that😂 😂 😂!
-We call every insecticide DOOM!
We can't help it😋😋😋!
-We call every detergent OMO
It's in our DNA😜😜😛!
-We point at an empty Chair and ask “Who's sitting there”?
We are like that🙅🙅
🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️!
We use our mouth and our hand to knock at the same time "knock knock knock" hodi hapa🙅‍♀️
We are just like that.
-When there's blackout ⚡. we go out and check if it's the whole estate.
We are just like that🙅🙅!
-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a sim card
We don't have a problem🙈🙈🙈!
-We buy something, skip instructions & ask neighbors how it's
used!
We don't care😂🤣!
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before walking away.
We don't trust anybody, not even a machine that is made by man😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣.
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before walking away!
We are courteous 😂🤣😂🤣🤣.
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning,
-We are like that😂🤣😂
-We can't change, the way we are 😂👍
-We are 😂😂🤪 Kenyans 🇰🇪
🏊🏊😂😂😂
When We are inside a bus and the driver takes an unfamiliar route or turn, we all remove our ear phones to see clearly 😂😂😂.

We are Africans😂😂😂😂😂😀
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21/08/2023

Yesterday i did that thing again, hii kanairo imenifanya kuwa diehard I board m3 thika road kufika allsoaps hilo Jina clijui vizuri badala ya kulipa na mpesa nikalipa na please call me na nikaenda zangu the worst experience ever in life.... What is your experience uko nayo tuone..

21/04/2023

after 15yrs of marriage I came to know that my mother inlaw is the mother of my wife???? Good morning Kenyan

19/07/2021

It is highly recommended that you walk up 5am you make your body feel comfortable before you start your own business amkeni machozi nyinyi.

26/12/2020

Hackd accnt back k**a k, utfukia cell gani next year?

04/10/2020

Will run less than 2hrs? In london marathon going on in st james park...

15/09/2020

2022 ni uchaguzi KENYA, who do you expect to take the throne of ? Race is for two horses wengine ni punda. me RUTO

03/12/2019

I see this kind of box in luthuli Street yesterday evening, I don't know what is going on 🤔 please any idea about it

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Suguta
Keroka
40202

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+254719115138

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