23/01/2026
Is this a toilet or a spaceship? 🚀
The price tag is real: This Kohler Veil Intelligent Toilet is selling for a mind-blowing **KSh 1,146,600** (that's over $8,000 USD) and it's NOT a typo.
Why is your porcelain throne more expensive than a new car? Because it's not just a toilet—it's a hyper-luxurious, five-star spa experience that redefines "going to the bathroom."
Here’s what a million-shilling toilet does:
✨ **Hands-Free Royalty:** The lid opens automatically when you approach, and it flushes with a touchless sensor. It literally bows to you. 👑
🔥 **Perpetual Warmth:** Say goodbye to cold shocks! It features a heated seat with adjustable temperature settings. Your butt deserves a hug. 🍑
🔬 **UV Self-Cleaning:** The stainless steel bidet wand sanitizes itself with UV light every 24 hours. It's cleaner than your kitchen counter.
💨 **Built-in Deodorizer:** Carbon filters actively neutralize odors, keeping your bathroom smelling like a dream, not a nightmare.
💧 **Personal Spa:** Enjoy a fully adjustable bidet (water temp, pressure, spray) followed by a warm-air dryer. Complete, hands-free operation from start to finish.
This isn't just plumbing; it's a statement. It's the ultimate bathroom flex for those who believe comfort and hygiene have no price limit.
**Question for the comments:** If you had KSh 1.1 Million, would you spend it on this toilet, or something else? Let us know! 👇
