09/08/2026
***TOP TEN COMEBACKS TO “YOU RUINED THE WOOD BY PAINTING IT”***
10. Last I checked, the wood didn’t suddenly run off somewhere 🤔
9. Thank you!! I’ll send you a personal invite to my next furniture painting workshop and add you to my email list! 😊
8. The person who paid $1500 for my painted solid wood dresser last week didn’t think so…
7. Can I see pics of your house with 100% stained wood furniture everywhere?
6. You poor thing, your life must really suck that you spend your time making rude comments on social media. Feel free to send me a friend request…
5. I’m so sorry you don’t have the talent to do artistic painting, like me. Not everyone does..
4. I just looove people who can be rude as****es from behind a keyboard. Let’s meet up so I can give you a special in-person response….
3. Wow, then there must be a huge market for “ruined” furniture with the money I made last year!! 🎉
2. Yes, I accept Venmo and I’ll have this shipped to you asap.
1. S**t, really?? Let me hurry up and strip it to please some ignorant jackass on social media 🏃♀️