Morty Bros Woodworking & Welding

08/05/2023

You know you're from Texas when...

08/05/2023

“So this happened in Montana. I'm on my way to go to my interview this morning when I get pulled over by a police officer.

I am native American and my friend that was with me is black. Just saying.

Both brake lights decided to go out this time.

As he walked to the car and I was pulling out my stuff, he quickly said,

"Don't worry about pulling anything out. I just want you to know that your brake lights are out."

So I'm immediately upset, because I just got them replaced like last month.

So I explained to him how Firestone wants to charge me $600 just to run a test on the wiring of the car.

He looked at me like 😨 and told me to pop the trunk.

He checked the lights in the trunk and tapped them, but they didn't come on.

So he told me to pop the hood to check the relay box then asked me to get out to check the other one.

Then worked on the wiring under the dash.

He could've easily given me a ticket, but Officer Jenkins stepped out of officer role, and into mechanic role, and human role to make sure I was straight.

By the way HE FIXED THEM."

19/04/2023

Liberal lunacy is NOT sustainable…

Outdoor recreational retailer REI announced Monday that it plans to shutter its Portland store early next year due to a record-breaking number of thefts and break-ins, despite the company’s more than $800,000 investment in upgraded security measures, the Seattle Times reported.On Monday, Seattle-b...

19/04/2023

No middle ground… no political correctness… demonic activity and satanic entities require exorcism from the lives of the rest of us…

Is it possible to love your neighbor as you love yourself in this day and age? Chad Prather believes it is.He says, “If you understand actual love as it is lived in a verb sense, and not felt in an adjective sense, then when I tell you to love your neighbor, you get it. You take that person for ev...

12/04/2023

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10/04/2023

Just some fun showing you a tiny bit of what we do in our great "Maker Space."

07/04/2023

Congrats Alex and Ben for getting your first tax exempt business account today at Lowe’s - and success with your first box of business cards!

04/04/2023

Alex Mortensen of Morty Bros Woodworking & Welding is creatively redesigning and upgrading the picnic table… the legs will be a pecan stain Benjamin Mortensen

04/04/2023

Today we had the great pleasure of visiting Keim’s Lumber in Charm. What a treat for the budding craftsmen! The exotic woods were breathtaking! To see God’s handiwork in a lowly tree 🌳 is something to behold.