OPA Foods

OPA Foods Discover the traditional flavors of the Mediterranean from the convenience of your own kitchen. Our seasoning blends are a staple for your healthy pantry.

Use our four essential seasoning blends — Chicken & Seafood, Meat, Vegetable, and Salad — to create a wide range of traditional Greek dishes. Take the guesswork out of getting the perfect Mediterranean flavor in your favorite dishes. Gluten-free. Low sodium. No added MSG.

30/09/2024

Today's Daily Giggle - One day three doctors went to a convention together, on the way back, they noticed the car was slowing down. They got out and looked at the tires. The first doctor said "I think its flat."

The second felt it and said "It feels flat."

The third stares at it and says "It looks flat."

All of them, without taking their eyes off the wheel, shook their heads and said in unison, "We better run some tests."...

27/09/2024

Today's Daily Giggle - Why can't towels tell jokes?

Because they have a dry sense of humor....

26/09/2024

Today's Daily Giggle - Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called the proprietor over and asked him to settle an argument.

"Are there two pints in a quart or four?" asked one.

"There be two pints in a quart," confirmed the proprietor.

They moved back along the bar and soon the barmaid asked for their order.

"Two pints please, miss, and the bartender offered to buy them for us."

The barmaid doubted that her boss would be so generous, so one of the fellows called out to the proprietor at the other end of the bar, "You did say two pints, didn't you?"

"That's right," he called back, "two pints!"...

25/09/2024

Today's Daily Giggle - I just saw some idiot at the gym...

He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill!...

24/09/2024

Today's Daily Giggle - Went to see a psychic who was in a bad mood...
..then I saw a clairvoyant who was really grumpy.

I'm just trying to find a happy medium....

23/09/2024

Today's Daily Giggle - A woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word. She pauses, reflects, and then she says, well then, let it read: "Fred Brown died."

Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a seven word minimum for all obituaries.

She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, "In that case, let it read, 'Fred Brown died. Golf clubs for sale.'"...

20/09/2024

Today's Daily Giggle - A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."....

19/09/2024

Today's Daily Giggle - I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. “How much do you weigh?” she asked.

“135,” I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked, “Your height?”

“5 foot 4,” I said.

The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5 foot 2 inches. She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

“Of course it’s high!” I screamed. “When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”...

18/09/2024

Today's Daily Giggle - Carol: What’s your pet pig’s name?

Alice: Ballpoint.

Carol: Is that his real name?

Alice: No, that’s his pen name....

16/09/2024

Today's Daily Giggle - The lion married off a child. Being the king of the jungle, he invited all the animals for the wedding.

On the very special night, a mouse walks up the lion and says, "Congratulations brother!"

The lion looks at the mouse and says, "Thanks, but since when am I your brother?"

The mouse replied, "Well, I was once a lion too, then I got married."...

13/09/2024

Today's Daily Giggle - "To do is to be..." -- Descartes.

"To be is to do..." -- Sartre.

"Do be do be do..." – Sinatra.....

12/09/2024

Today's Daily Giggle - A foursome approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left.

The first golfer teed of and hooked the ball into that direction. But the ball went over the fence and bounced off the bike path onto the road, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and was knocked back on to the fairway.

As they all stood in silent amazement, one man finally asked him, “How on earth did you do that?”

He shrugged his shoulders and said, “You have to know the bus schedule.”...

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