Dirty Nails Urban Living and Real Estate

03/21/2026

03/14/2026

Okay Dirties () … I promised a Botox story. 💉😂

A friend of a friend got Botox… and for two weeks her eyebrow was permanently like this: 🤨

One eyebrow relaxed.
One eyebrow questioning life decisions.

And listen… I’m not anti-Botox.
Do your thing. Live your best smooth-forehead life. 💅🏽

But I do love having plants in the garden that can do cool things too.

And Spilanthes?

She’s weird.
She’s buzzy.
She’s medicinal.

And honestly… she might be the most entertaining plant you’ll ever grow. 🌼✨

03/13/2026

Okay Dirty Girls… I’m going to say it.

If you’re growing herbs but not growing Spilanthes… you’re missing one of the coolest plants in the garden. 🌼🔥

This plant is:

🌿 medicinal
🌿 edible
🌿 skincare magic
🌿 conversation starter of the century

Plus when someone chews the flower and their face starts buzzing…

The reactions alone are worth growing it. 😂

I’ve got plants ready for anyone who wants to add this weird little garden celebrity to their beds.

Comment “BUZZ” and I’ll send you the details. 🌼✨

03/11/2026

Meet the plant that made me question my entire skincare routine. 🌼😮‍💨

This little sunshine flower is called Spilanthes (aka the Toothache Plant).

And when you chew the flower?
Your mouth tingles, goes numb, and feels like it just drank a Red Bull.

That natural compound is called Spilanthol — and it’s the reason this plant is popping up in:

✨ lip plumpers
✨ anti-aging creams
✨ muscle relaxing serums

But instead of paying luxury skincare prices…

Dirty Girls grow it. 🌿💅🏽

Tomorrow we’re talking about why gardeners and herbalists are obsessed with this plant.

03/10/2026

Alright Dirties () … story time. 💅🏽🌿

A few months ago, I went down a rabbit hole looking for natural alternatives to Botox.
Not because I’m anti-Botox… but because I’m anti-empty wallet. 💸

That’s when I found a plant people call the “toothache plant”… and the internet started whispering things like:

👀 “Nature’s Botox”
👀 “Plant lip plumper”
👀 “Face tingles like a spa treatment”

So obviously… I had to grow it.

Because if I can grow my skincare in the garden instead of paying $600 a syringe?

Baby… we’re doing that. 🌱✨

Follow along this week because tomorrow I’m showing you the plant that started this whole experiment.

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03/10/2026

03/04/2026

I was today years old when....

03/03/2026

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It’s adjustable 📏 sturdy 💪🏾 and perfect for seedlings 🌱 herbs 🌿 or that “I’m not buying any more plants” collection 😏💚 (Sis. We both know.)

More light ☀️✨
More space 🌿💚
More chlorophyll-chaser energy 🌱🔥

👇🏾 Link’s in the comments. Go claim your plant expansion pack 🛒🌿✨

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