02/20/2026
There’s a new trend where cleaners lick toilets to prove they’re clean.
Listen… if that’s your thing, I support you living boldly.
But….I don’t care if that toilet just descended from heaven wrapped in bubble wrap. Or if it’s brand new, blessed, sanitized, UV treated, and prayed over.
You will never catch me French kissing porcelain.
I clean for a living.
My tongue is not part of the service package.
Love you all… but that’s a hard no for me. 😂