Full Send Seeds

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Growing big things in our little garden! Specializing in monster watermelons, luffa, and other epic seeds.

Ride fast, plant big, harvest bigger.

🚨🌱 FINAL PLANT SALE BEFORE THE GREAT GARDEN EXPANSION OF 2026 🌱🚨I have reached the dangerous stage of gardening where I ...
06/06/2026

🚨🌱 FINAL PLANT SALE BEFORE THE GREAT GARDEN EXPANSION OF 2026 🌱🚨

I have reached the dangerous stage of gardening where I looked at my available space and thought:

“Nah… I need more.”

This is the LAST WEEKEND these plants will be available. Sunday night, whatever is left is getting drafted into the garden whether it’s ready for commitment or not.

🌶 Chocolate Pepper Plants – $8 each
🥒 Loofah Plants – $8 each
🎃 Multiple Pumpkin Varieties – $5 each
🍅 Roma Tomato Starts – $5 each
🌿 Lemon Balm Starts – $3 each

After Sunday, there will be no negotiations, no second chances, and no “I’ll message you next week.”

Next week these plants will be living their best life in my dirt while you stand in your yard thinking, “I should’ve bought those tomatoes.”

Help me reclaim a little garden space before I inevitably build another trellis, expand another bed, and make more questionable life choices in the name of agriculture.

📍Pickup this weekend only.
💵 Cash, Venmo, and plant addiction accepted.

🌱🔥🚜

06/06/2026

🌱💦 NEXT YEAR’S SEEDS ARE GROWING. 💦🌱

Right now they’re tiny. Innocent. Minding their own business under a sprinkler.

But make no mistake…

Every watermelon, loofah, tomato, pepper, and garden-induced life choice of 2027 is currently plotting in this dirt.

I’m not just growing vegetables.
I’m growing future chaos.
Future seed packets.
Future “I planted ONE plant and now I have 87 pounds of produce” problems.

The sprinkler is doing its part.
The sun is doing its part.
And I’m over here acting like a proud parent watching leaves get bigger.

Next year’s seeds are officially under construction. 🚧🌱





🚨 FULL SEND SEEDS TOMATO EMERGENCY 🚨Please. We are begging. These tomatoes are growing faster than common sense at a cou...
05/26/2026

🚨 FULL SEND SEEDS TOMATO EMERGENCY 🚨

Please. We are begging. These tomatoes are growing faster than common sense at a county fair.

Come rescue us before we are forced to start pelting passing vehicles with Cerrys and beef steaks and yelling “CATCH.”

Today’s customer adventure was brought to you by Google Maps, who apparently looked at our location and said:
✨ “You know what? Swimming across the lake seems faster.” ✨

Poor Douglas got full-on Oregon Trail’d by his GPS. At one point Google said:
“Arrive at destination.”
Sir… the destination was WATER.

Douglas, if you’re out there, you still get a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ buyer rating because honestly you were hilarious and a good sport about the entire thing even though technology absolutely betrayed you.

For everyone else:
If your GPS starts suggesting amphibious travel, DO NOT PANIC.
Message us for the secret squirrel directions because apparently modern navigation has chosen chaos.

Come get tomatoes.
Please.
They’re staging a hostile takeover.

05/05/2026

🧼🔥 FULL SEND SEEDS PRESENTS: “NO DOUGH” SOAP 🔥🧼
$12 a bottle

Because scraping dried sourdough out of a bowl is NOT the vibe.

If you bake, you already know… sourdough turns into straight-up concrete the second you walk away. That’s where No Dough Soap comes in—an enzyme-powered cleaner that breaks down stubborn dough like it never existed.

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⚡ PICK YOUR POWER LEVEL:

🏁 FULL THROTTLE
The heavy hitter.
Turns stuck-on dough back into something that rinses out like flour.
Perfect for the bowls you “forgot about.” 😅

🌿 FULL SEND (All Natural)
Made with soap nuts.
A natural option that still gets the job done without the extras.

💨 WIDE OPEN
Right in the middle.
A powerhouse blend of enzyme action + natural ingredients—strong, balanced, and ready for anything.

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💡 WHY YOU NEED THIS:

✔️ Dissolves stuck-on sourdough
✔️ Cuts way down on soaking + scrubbing
✔️ Saves your bowls (and your sanity)
✔️ Built for real bakers—not light messes

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📍 Available for local pickup (Tallassee area)
👉 Message me to grab yours

Because around here… we don’t scrape—we go full send and dissolve

🎙️🚨 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… START YOUR HOE’S 🚨🎙️WELCOME TO THE INAUGURAL RUNNING OF THE…🏁 DESMO SPROUT GARAGE GP: KNUCKLEH...
04/12/2026

🎙️🚨 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… START YOUR HOE’S 🚨🎙️

WELCOME TO THE INAUGURAL RUNNING OF THE…

🏁 DESMO SPROUT GARAGE GP: KNUCKLEHEAD EDITION 🏁

From the depths of a forgotten garage…
No sunlight.
No heat.
No supervision.
Just raw, unfiltered survival instinct.

Seven contenders emerged from the seed bunker…
pencil-stemmed… battle-hardened… and absolutely unqualified to behave this way 🌱💀

These are not your polished garden varieties.

These are cold-start, no-map, full-send units.

And leading the grid today:

🔥 The Garage Survivors
🔥 The DesmoSprout Candidates
🔥 The ones who said “I will grow anyway” and meant it

Behind them?
The wild batch.
Unregistered. Uncontrolled. Unbothered.

Let’s be clear:
There are no team orders here.
No irrigation strategy.
Only instinct.

As the gates open, one question remains:

WHO WILL DOMINATE THE DIRT… AND WHO WILL GET COMPOSTED? 😈🌱

Full Send Seeds 🌱
Built to Blaze. Planted to Produce.

🚨🚨 EMERGENCY UPDATE: IT’S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT 🚨🚨Remember that sad little softball pumpkin I threw in the garage all wi...
04/12/2026

🚨🚨 EMERGENCY UPDATE: IT’S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT 🚨🚨

Remember that sad little softball pumpkin I threw in the garage all winter?

Yeah… the one I neglected like a bad habit.

I cut it open today expecting a few brave little sprouts…

Y’ALL.

THERE ARE HUNDREDS. 😳🌱🌱🌱

Not seven.
Not ten.
HUNDREDS.

This wasn’t a pumpkin…
THIS WAS A SEED BUNKER.

No sunlight.
No water.
No supervision.

And these absolute maniacs said:
“this is fine… we ride at dawn.”

At this point I’m not growing pumpkins…
I’m managing a rebellion.

We’re about to separate what we can and unleash the strongest into the wild where they can live their best chaotic lives 🌾🔥

Because here at Full Send Seeds, we don’t look for perfect…

👉 We look for UNHINGED SURVIVORS
👉 We reward pure stubbornness
👉 And we plant it anyway

If it can sprout in a cold garage in total darkness…

Just imagine what it’ll do in the dirt 😏

Full Send Seeds 🌱
Built to Blaze. Planted to Produce.

🚨 FERAL PUMPKIN ALERT🚨Last year, I planted late and got exactly ONE pumpkin……and when I say small, I mean softball-sized...
04/12/2026

🚨 FERAL PUMPKIN ALERT🚨

Last year, I planted late and got exactly ONE pumpkin…

…and when I say small, I mean softball-sized.
A tiny little pumpkin that had no business surviving 😅

So I tossed it in the garage and forgot about it all winter. No sun. No heat. No love.

Well…

I just looked at it today and THIS THING HAS SEVEN BABY PUMPKINS SPROUTING INSIDE IT 🤯🌱

No light. No water. Just pure Full Send energy.

At this point, I’m not even the one growing pumpkins anymore… they’re growing themselves.

We’re about to cut it open, rescue the seedlings, and give these absolute warriors a shot at life 🌾🔥

Moral of the story:
Some seeds don’t quit.
They just wait for their moment.

🚨 Gardeners, this is your sign… 🚨If you want a LONGER harvest and stronger plants, don’t wait!!!get your seeds in some d...
03/21/2026

🚨 Gardeners, this is your sign… 🚨

If you want a LONGER harvest and stronger plants, don’t wait!!!get your seeds in some dirt NOW. The earlier you start, the more your garden gives back. 🌱🔥

Over here at Full Send Seeds… things are already POPPING OFF:

🌿 3 flats of Flat Leaf Fred (Lunga Di Napoli type winter squash) coming up strong. We harvested 21 winter squash off one vine last year, the smallest was 18 pounds!!
🍈 Cantaloupe, Tuscan melon & golden melon going wild
🧽 23 loofahs already climbing out of 30 planted (they understood the assignment 💪)
🍅 Tomatoes EVERYWHERE
🎃 5 Big Macs + 5 Atlantic Giants on the move
🏆 2 First Prize hybrids breaking ground
🤪 3 Knuckleheads joining the chaos

Honestly… I’m already asking myself where it’s all gonna GO 😅
These giants are about to demand real estate, but we’ll figure it out—that’s part of the ride.

The point is:
👉 You can’t harvest what you don’t plant.
👉 You can’t get ahead if you start late.

So go FULL SEND on your garden this year.
Get your seeds. Get them started. Let’s grow something worth bragging about.

🌱 No Greenhouse? No Problem. Send It Anyway. 🌱You don’t need a fancy greenhouse to get a jump on the season. Around here...
03/09/2026

🌱 No Greenhouse? No Problem. Send It Anyway. 🌱

You don’t need a fancy greenhouse to get a jump on the season. Around here at Full Send Seeds, we believe in using what you’ve got and making it work.

My current seed-starting “greenhouse” looks a lot more like a pit-lane build than a garden center display:
• A long foldable table
• Some old metal shelves I already had
• Heat mats to get the seeds going
• Cardboard insulation around the sides so the heat doesn’t escape
• A little duct tape engineering to hold it all together
• Old totes and lids to hold seed trays and starter pots

Is it pretty? Not particularly.
Is it effective? Absolutely.

The cardboard keeps the heat from bleeding out the sides of the metal racks, and the heat mats help keep everything hovering right around that sweet 70° germination zone.

Next upgrades on deck:
• A few more heat mats (goal is six total)
• Some painter’s plastic to give it a mini greenhouse effect
• Wheels on the table so I can roll the whole setup outside on warm days and bring it back in when the nights get cold.

Because starting seeds early isn’t about having the perfect setup… it’s about getting creative and getting growing.

If you’ve got a table, a warm spot, and a little determination… you’re already halfway there.

Built to Blaze. Planted to Produce.
— Full Send Seeds 🌱🔥

Major business update from Full Send Seeds:Just moved $20 worth of product…in the garden section at Walmart.No shelf spa...
03/07/2026

Major business update from Full Send Seeds:

Just moved $20 worth of product…
in the garden section at Walmart.

No shelf space.
No marketing budget.
Just pure hustle and aisle 12. 🌱

Jeff Bezos started in a garage.
I started in the Walmart garden aisle.

Investors, please remain calm. Corporate expansion is imminent.😎

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