Gregory Love Masonry

Gregory Love Masonry Gregory Love Masonry, Where we stand behind our work... so it doesn't fall over on top of us. We are more than qualified to do it all!! Licensed and Insured

We do any kind of masonry work, from new buildings to remodeling to landscape designs or hardscaping.

02/03/2026

We had built the house. They had been in it for two or three years when Bo says, "Peggy those kitchen cabinets are upside down!"
Peggy then says, "Well George, I saw that when you were hanging them. I figured that was how you wanted them." 😆😆😆
The door k***s were about six inches from the ceiling!

12/01/2025

It was COLD! Lance was young. I was 35. Mr. Jack and C.J. were in their 60's. C.J. had a daughter in college. Work was shut down for a week. We wrapped the scaffolding in plastic and brought in the space heaters. FINALLY no more starving....then Lance CUTS A HOLE in the plastic so he could push the wheelbarrow inside the plastic. The wind tore all that plastic down! I thought Mr. C.J. was going to kill him. 😂

10/29/2025

The late great Ralph Law told me when I was 18 years old, "It is an inevitable fact that you won't get finished unless you get started."
Best advice I've ever heard.

08/04/2025

I should have known something was wrong when he said, "Hand me that cup back there Love."
Tony pulled up to the drive-thru window with that old cup he'd hauled around for six months talking 'bout, "Gimme a refill."
The girl said, "Sir I don't think I can give you a refill."
Tony told her, "The sign says free refills. The cup is empty so fill it up!" 😂 Just embarrassing.
Rest in power Tony Carr.

08/04/2025

I had never heard of CHICKEN FRIES either. I was hungry too but I knew I wasn't going to get any chicken and French fries for 99 cents.
Not Tony Balloons. He went all in talking 'bout, "where my fries at? The sign says chicken and fries!" 😆
Rest in peace Tony Carr.

03/21/2025

The question is, "How cool are you"?
Kenny asked me about a job. So I introduced him to Randy. They hit it off. THEN... the next thing I hear is, "Hey dude, you want to smoke a joint?"
Randy looks at me and says, "I guess we don't have to drug test him!"
Nut tells me, "Ahh cuz, he looked like a cool dude!" 😂😂

01/01/2025

Kids and stucco do not mix! Little Robbie, about six, lived in the neighborhood I was working in. He came to help me every day. I came back from lunch and the first thing I saw was R-O-B-B-I-E in huge letters etched in the stucco I had just put on that morning. I asked, "Robbie, who do you think did that?" He nervously answered, "I don't know."
I said, "Well, I guess we are just going to have to start all over again."
Then he perked right on up and added, "Yep! We are going to be here for a long time!"
Little rascal didn't want me to leave. What he didn't know was that I was thinking, "You do it again and I am going to kick your little hindend. See how long that's going to take."

10/17/2024

That nut told the man, "Hell I can't make no money with all them big HOLES you keep leaving in the wall man. I count the wall straight through and bill you man. To hell with all them big HOLES man."
Them "big holes" were the garage door and windows. Billy wasn't trying to hear it! 🤣🤣🤣

09/09/2024

If he is 70 years old or older DO NOT buy him a pressure washer for Christmas! Old men will blow the paint off the house, the face off the brick, and the mortar joints out of everything in sight before he is satisfied. 🚫

06/21/2024

Mr. Andy: "Turn that radio off and get me some brick over here."
Ronnie: "What radio?"
Mr. Andy: "The one under your nose!"

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