Kiss My Aster!

Kiss My Aster! Professional horticulturist, landscape designer, author of Kiss My Aster & Backyard Adventure and Mother of Gardening Memes Gardening, crafting and swearing

03/25/2026

It’s happening again. People are so gullible.

HERE IT IS! 🎉🚽SUNDAY!!It’s a tradition, I guess??Sorry I’m not here much, I’m always at .aster.gardens now🥺
02/08/2026

HERE IT IS! 🎉🚽SUNDAY!!

It’s a tradition, I guess??

Sorry I’m not here much, I’m always at .aster.gardens now🥺

10/31/2025

1. I’m not great with accents.
2. Tyler is a pretty good sport.
3. I’m bummed that the camera work is such that you can’t see that the plastic plant saucer is being used for the chloroform.

Don’t eat it 🚫🍽️
08/28/2025

Don’t eat it 🚫🍽️

WONDERS NEVER CEASE because I would be 💀🪦😵
04/14/2025

WONDERS NEVER CEASE because I would be 💀🪦😵

WHHHYYYY did it take us so long? This place is great! I expected more Dolly bounding tho
03/22/2025

WHHHYYYY did it take us so long? This place is great!
I expected more Dolly bounding tho

Here’s a holiday gift guide for my shop, Aster Gardens in Lemont ILAlways open and awkward at KISSMYASTER.com
12/19/2024

Here’s a holiday gift guide for my shop, Aster Gardens in Lemont IL
Always open and awkward at KISSMYASTER.com

Here’s how it’s going over at Aster Gardens
09/12/2024

Here’s how it’s going over at Aster Gardens

Its early, right???
08/27/2024

Its early, right???

That was the craziest hail storm in my entire existence
05/07/2024

That was the craziest hail storm in my entire existence

This is for my friends that work at or own garden centers; if you do not work at or own a garden center feel free to scr...
04/23/2024

This is for my friends that work at or own garden centers; if you do not work at or own a garden center feel free to scroll.
My friend Katie (from The Garden of Words, L.L.C. & I have started a podcast about the business end of our industry and it’s fun and funny. Not very focused on nuts and bolts but in a good way?
You may want to kick it around!

Listen to this episode from Open & Awkward: Shop Talk with Katie and Amanda on Spotify. Subtitle: And customers should want that, too Highlights: Amanda comes back from a trip to the Epcot Flower & Garden show, and reports on the state of the shop Good landscaping makes you money! (At least that's K...

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