Smartass Plant Moms

03/29/2025

Good Afternoon all you beautiful bishes!

This page is going to be defunct since we have a new one that's verified!

Please pop over to SmartAss Plant Moms for all the same great content! :)

11/09/2024

If you're looking for the group, looks like some salty ____ decided they wanted to report all 420 content as "selling" illegal substances. Working w/ fb right now to get teh group back, but heres the new spot! :)

www.facebook.com/groups/smartassplantmoms1/

Send a message to learn more

03/01/2024

Who's up for a Friday Flash Sale?? 🙂 Construction has been delay after delay on our place over here and nowwwww they finnnnally want to rush me!!! smh

We've got a ton of inventory over here at the house doing year end stuff and I wanna get it out the door!

First up is a 2 for 1. Link is in the first comment! There's a restock of 5 available right now and I'll increase the availability as we pack them up. All orders placed today will go out in the morning, link is in the first comment!

02/19/2024

SmartAss Plant Moms will NEVER give you an outside link unless it's to smartassplantmoms.com

We do have two facebooks, one hosts our shop, the other is the admin page for the group. BOTH have smartassplantmoms in the fb URL and Smartassplantmoms in the @. If you're getting a message and it's not from Smartass Plant Moms or SmartAss Plant Moms (1.7k followers and 4.7k followers) it's NOT US PLEASE DO NOT CLICK THEIR LINK!!!!!

02/19/2024

🤣😂 I'm sure if he could he would but he knows better ;) lol

11/16/2023

We ALL know the struggle!

10/06/2023

AND enough big plants to make it a planty skeleton year round! lol

10/03/2023

Hey there all you beautiful feral bishes, where's all my SmartAss Plant Moms treasure hunters and adventure seekers? 🌟

We're trying to make this holiday season even more exciting with an incredible treasure hunt! Ideally we're shooting for Halloween BUT it may be🎄🎅theme! I guess that happens with last minute bright ideas!

Imagine a digital quest filled with thrilling challenges, hidden clues, and jaw-dropping prizes waiting for you at every turn. 🗺️✨

🎁 Select Scratch 'n' Dent Freebies: Score exclusive goodies that'll make your holiday season unforgettable!
🍽️ First Dibs Reservations: Secure your spot for those sought-after spring time restocks or upcoming product!
💸 Half-Off Opportunities on Exotics: Experience luxury without breaking the bank!

But here's the catch: You need to follow our page to get all the juicy details! We're going to consolidate the info to the page to try and keep up with this hair brained idea!🤫 If you click the follow button it should keep you looped in on updates, clues, and the grand reveal of this unforgettable treasure hunt! 🎉🗝️ BUT you know how fb has been so be sure to check back every now and again if you don't see anything :)

🌐👀

10/01/2023

Please send over a message to get shipping squared away and get this biddy out to you! :)

09/15/2023

Accurate af!