06/08/2026
Let’s play a game - What’s your ☀️ sign?
♈ Aries
“I don’t need pool rules. I am the pool rule.”
Already jumped in before the water was added.
♉ Ta**us
“I added cedar benches, string lights, a charcuterie board, and a heated pool package.”
Hasn’t left the pool in 6 hours.
♊ Gemini
“This is my relaxation pool… and my party pool… and my therapy pool.”
Changed their opinion 4 times while floating.
♋ Cancer
“Everyone okay? Need a towel? Sunscreen? A snack?”
Accidentally adopted the entire neighborhood.
♌ Leo
“Can someone get a picture of me NOT posing?”
Installed the Coyote Pools logo facing the street.
♍ Virgo
“The pH is 7.4. The chlorine is perfect. The floaties are alphabetized.”
Has a spreadsheet for pool maintenance.
♎ Libra
“Should the stock tank go here… or here… or here?”
Still deciding after 3 months.
♏ Scorpio
“What happens in the stock tank pool stays in the stock tank pool.”
Mysteriously disappears after sunset.
♐ Sagittarius
“Can we tow this thing to New Mexico?”
Already planning a stock tank pool road trip.
♑ Capricorn
“This isn’t a luxury purchase. It’s a strategic investment.”
Calculated ROI on happiness.
♒ Aquarius
“What if we made it solar-powered and controlled it with AI?”
Built a pool nobody understands but everyone wants.
♓ Pisces
“The stars are reflecting off the water. I can hear the universe.”
Has cried beautifully in the pool at least twice.
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