The Modern Swine

11/21/2025

Three new trees were added to the Christmas tree farm at Main Street Vintage Market.
Nissan with Buffalo plaid bow and oblong ornament $35
Toyota with Buffalo plaid bow and minimal greenery $32
Honda with a slight hue of rose gold and velvety green bow $32.

11/15/2025

11/15/2025

A few more trees are now available.
Left to right:
Princess Leia $32, she’s 46” tall and has frosted tips. SOLD
Luke $39, he’s 5 ft tall SOLD
Han Solo $39, he’s 56” SOLD
Yoda $35, he’s 50” tall
Grinchy II $30, he’s 41” tall
Chewy, the present $22, is 28” tall SOLD
Available at Main Street Vintage Market in Millbrook, AL on Saturday, November 15.
No holds. If you can’t make it, you can call the store and pay in advance to pick up later.

11/04/2025

I have sold out of the porch size wooden trees. I will have more available next week and will post when they are ready. I am not taking special orders on these as they are all first come, first serve.

10/27/2025

Mildred is complete. She’s a 1940’s petite china cabinet. She’s painted in Raw Silk on the outside and Elmwood on the inside. She has her original hardware which was cleaned and brushed with blush gilding wax. 42” wide by 70” tall. I love how she turned out. She’s available at Main Street Vintage Market for $525.

10/25/2025

Ornament tree $55, vintage and vintage inspired ornaments .50 & up, grinchy tree $30 All items only available at Main Street Vintage Market.
Grinchy tree SOLD
Vintage inspired ornaments are selling fast!

10/22/2025

Work in progress. I’ve finally gotten around to refinishing Mildred. She’s coming along nicely. She will be available this Saturday for $525. She will be displayed at Main Street Vintage Market

10/22/2025

Custom refinish for a sweet customer. She purchased one of my other pieces and then wanted her low boy refinished in an off white with distressing and coordinating hardware . Mission accomplished.

10/17/2025

SOLD
Layla, the rustic corner shelf standing at a little over 5ft tall. $55 at Main Street Vintage Market.

10/10/2025

I’m not ready for Christmas but I have begun my Christmas tree making. All made from reclaimed wood. From left to right:
Tubby, a little over 5ft tall $40 SOLD
Stew, approximately 45” tall $32 SOLD
Johnny, approximately 4ft tall, $32 SOLD
Kyle, approximately 43” tall, $30 SOLD
Austin, approximately 4ft tall, $32 SOLD
Available at Main Street Vintage Market in Millbrook.

10/01/2025

Meet the newest additions to the pumpkin patch: Fred, Red, Jim, and Kevin. $27 each and available at Main Street Vintage Market.
Fred is 4ft tall with sassy polka dots SOLD
Red is 40” tall and smiles at you all the time. (He’s orange, not red). SOLD
Jim is 3ft tall, rustic, and chubby SOLD
Kevin is 40” tall, rustic teal, and he’s the odd one of the bunch.
Each one is built from reclaimed wood