06/17/2026
🚨 SPECIAL OPERATIONS KITTENS 🚨
6 black & white recruits are officially ready for deployment. 🐾
These troops have completed basic training under the watchful eye of their highly decorated mama cat — an elite farm operative specializing in:
✔️ Mouse reconnaissance & elimination
✔️ Advanced barn patrol tactics
✔️ Stealth movement through tall grass
✔️ 3am zoomie warfare exercises
✔️ Snake neutralization operations 🐍
That’s right, “Snake eaters” are on patrol!
Current skill level:
• Fearless
• Curious
• Highly snack motivated
• Capable of tactical cuddles when off duty
These free agents are looking for a farm, shop, garage, or home where their talents can be fully utilized. Bonus points if there’s a hay bale obstacle course involved.
Message if interested in adopting your own tiny special forces operative.
Availability:
3 each G.I. Jane’s
3 each G.I. Joe’s
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