06/17/2026
🚨 Cereal Crime 🚨
For those who have absolutely eaten a bowl of cereal at 2 AM instead of making a responsible life choice.
Cereal Crime is packed with the sweet, fruity nostalgia of your favorite childhood breakfast, but this version comes with a little less cartoon mascot and a little more emotional support.
🥣 Fruity
🍋 Citrus notes
🌈 Sweet and playful
🕯️ Hand-poured in small batches
Because healing isn't linear, but apparently it does smell like stolen handfuls of cereal straight from the box.
Available now.
What's your most feral cereal habit? 👀