SASS - Such A Sarcastic Stitch

09/08/2026

SOMETHING IS BREWING… 🎨

Here is a hint… there will be doormats, drinks, and questionable painting skills 😜

Save the date for my next doormat painting class 🖤 Thursday, October 1st

I’m working on new designs + getting tickets ready now! 🎃👻🍁

Ticket info coming soon… so keep your eyes peeled. 👀

08/07/2026

👀 Sneak peek!

Here’s a little preview of a few of the newest designs I’ll have with me at the Herzogfest Heritage Market tomorrow! 🖤✨

I’ve been busy painting all week, and I can’t wait to finally share them with you!

📍 Herzogfest Heritage Market
📅 Tomorrow, August 8
⏰ 9 AM – 1 PM

Come shop local, say hi, and check out all the new designs in person! Which one is your favorite? 👇

08/01/2026

👀 Guess what I’m up to today…

Let’s just say this pile of blank doormats won’t be staying blank for long. 😏🖤

I’m busy creating some brand-new designs to bring to the Herzogfest Heritage Market next weekend!

📅 Saturday, August 8
🕘 9:00 AM – 1:00 PM

✅ If you could put anything on a doormat, what would it say? 🎨

07/24/2026

🎉 Did you know I offer private parties?! 🎨

Introducing… SASS Pop-Up Parties!

You don’t have to wait for one of my public doormat painting classes—I can bring the party to YOU!

Perfect for:
✨ Girls’ Nights
🎂 Birthday Parties
💍 Bridal Showers
👰 Bachelorette Parties
🏢 Team-Building Events
🎄 Holiday Parties
…or just about any excuse to gather your favorite people!

Here’s how it works:
🖤 I’ll bring the doormats, painting supplies, stencils, and everything needed for a fun, guided class.
🖤 You provide the location, tables, and chairs, invite your crew, and enjoy a creative night together!
🖤 Need tables? Let me know — I may be able to provide them for an additional fee.

Pricing
🎨 $55 per person
✨ 8-person minimum
🚗 Travel outside Hays area may require an additional travel fee.

🎁 Host Perk: Book a party with 12 or more guests, and your doormat is FREE as my thank-you for hosting!

✅Choose Your Design
Before your party, I’ll send a link to my design catalog so each guest can choose their favorite stencil. From funny and sarcastic to seasonal and welcoming, there’s something for everyone!

Looking for something custom that’s not in my catalog? Custom stencil requests are available for an additional fee.

Ready to host your own SASS Pop-Up Party? Send me a message, and let’s get your party on the calendar! 🖤

07/19/2026

I’ll be there! 🙋🏻‍♀️🖤

Come find me at Bazaar on the Bricks next Saturday, support local businesses, and find the perfect mat to welcome your guests (or lovingly warn them). 😉🖤

Whether you’re shopping for yourself or just want to stop by and say hi, I’d love to see you! 🎨✨

🛍️ One week until Bazaar on the Bricks!
Next Saturday, Downtown Hays will be buzzing with shopping, deals, and community fun.
Come stroll Main Street, discover local treasures, and support the businesses that make The Bricks so special.
📅 Saturday, July 25
⏰ 7:30 am - noon
📍 Downtown Hays

06/19/2026

🖤 Last night filled my cup in the best way.

Thank you to everyone who came out to paint, laugh, snack, sip, and prove that we all have some artistic talent hiding somewhere. 😆🎨🍷

I appreciate each and every one of you for supporting this little dream of mine. Hearing that people enjoyed themselves makes me so happy. I even joined in on the fun too 😉 (peep the last photo)✨

Safe to say, I’m already planning the next one… 👀

Thank you all for coming and for making it such a fun night! 🥂💕

06/02/2026

🚨 Only 5 spots left! 🚨

You guys are amazing 🤩

My Summer Doormat Painting Class is almost SOLD OUT!

Thank you so much to everyone who has signed up already. I honestly wasn’t expecting the response to be this quick, and I’m so excited for this class. 💛

If you’ve been thinking about coming, now is the time to grab your spot before they’re gone!

🎨 Custom doormat
🍿 Snacks & sweet treats
🥤 Refreshments provided
👯 A fun evening with friends (old and new!)
🍷 BYOB welcome

👉 https://sarcasticstitch.square.site

If this class sells out, I’m considering adding a second date!

If you’d be interested, let me know in the comments what would work better:
👍 A Tuesday evening
❤️ A Saturday afternoon
🎉 Sunday funday? 👀

Or drop a comment and let me know!

Doormat Painting Class with SASS Join us at The Atelier for a fun, hands-on doormat painting class! You’ll create your own custom 18x30 coir doormat using pre-cut stencils and step-by-step instruction. No experience necessary. When: June 18 | 6-8 PM Location: The Atelier 115 W 8th St. Hays, KS 676...

05/26/2026

…We’re doing it again 🎉

Our SUMMER Doormat Painting Class with SASS is officially open for sign-ups! 🎨☀️

If you missed the spring class, this is your chance 👀
And if you came last time…you can always come back and make another one 🤓

Grab a friend, bring your favorite drink, and join me for a fun, laid-back evening of painting your own custom doormat.

No experience needed. I’ll guide you through the whole thing!

🗓️ Thursday, June 18th
⏰ 6:00PM - 8:00PM
📍 The Atelier | Hays

🖤 New designs to choose from
🍿 Snacks + sweet treats provided
🍻 BYOB welcome

Spots are limited!

👉 https://sarcasticstitch.square.site

Tag your painting buddies below! 👇

05/09/2026

I had every intention of posting sneak peeks of my newest designs before today’s market… and then life happened 😅

So here’s your official last-minute preview because I’m all set up and ready to go! 🎉🖤

Come shop with me in Victoria today, check out the newest designs, and support some amazing local vendors!

And if you can’t make it in person, you can always browse online at:

🌐 https://sarcasticstitch.square.site

04/03/2026

Reminiscing on last night! Check out this creative group and their fun new doormats ❤️🥹

Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who showed up, supported, and made my first doormat class such a success! It means more than you know.

If you missed it, don’t worry 😉 I’ll definitely be hosting another one this summer. Stay tuned! 👀