SASS - Such A Sarcastic Stitch

06/02/2026

🚨 Only 5 spots left! 🚨

You guys are amazing 🤩

My Summer Doormat Painting Class is almost SOLD OUT!

Thank you so much to everyone who has signed up already. I honestly wasn’t expecting the response to be this quick, and I’m so excited for this class. 💛

If you’ve been thinking about coming, now is the time to grab your spot before they’re gone!

🎨 Custom doormat
🍿 Snacks & sweet treats
🥤 Refreshments provided
👯 A fun evening with friends (old and new!)
🍷 BYOB welcome

👉 https://sarcasticstitch.square.site

If this class sells out, I’m considering adding a second date!

If you’d be interested, let me know in the comments what would work better:
👍 A Tuesday evening
❤️ A Saturday afternoon
🎉 Sunday funday? 👀

Or drop a comment and let me know!

Doormat Painting Class with SASS Join us at The Atelier for a fun, hands-on doormat painting class! You’ll create your own custom 18x30 coir doormat using pre-cut stencils and step-by-step instruction. No experience necessary. When: June 18 | 6-8 PM Location: The Atelier 115 W 8th St. Hays, KS 676...

05/26/2026

…We’re doing it again 🎉

Our SUMMER Doormat Painting Class with SASS is officially open for sign-ups! 🎨☀️

If you missed the spring class, this is your chance 👀
And if you came last time…you can always come back and make another one 🤓

Grab a friend, bring your favorite drink, and join me for a fun, laid-back evening of painting your own custom doormat.

No experience needed. I’ll guide you through the whole thing!

🗓️ Thursday, June 18th
⏰ 6:00PM - 8:00PM
📍 The Atelier | Hays

🖤 New designs to choose from
🍿 Snacks + sweet treats provided
🍻 BYOB welcome

Spots are limited!

👉 https://sarcasticstitch.square.site

Tag your painting buddies below! 👇

05/09/2026

I had every intention of posting sneak peeks of my newest designs before today’s market… and then life happened 😅

So here’s your official last-minute preview because I’m all set up and ready to go! 🎉🖤

Come shop with me in Victoria today, check out the newest designs, and support some amazing local vendors!

And if you can’t make it in person, you can always browse online at:

🌐 https://sarcasticstitch.square.site

04/03/2026

Reminiscing on last night! Check out this creative group and their fun new doormats ❤️🥹

Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who showed up, supported, and made my first doormat class such a success! It means more than you know.

If you missed it, don’t worry 😉 I’ll definitely be hosting another one this summer. Stay tuned! 👀

03/26/2026

Alrighttt — giveaway time!!

Congrats to Kourtney Talkington!! 🎉👏
You just won a free spot to my Doormat Paint Night at The Atelier!

I’ll message you with the details 💛

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And for everyone else - we are officially only ONE WEEK OUT 👀

If you’ve been thinking about coming, this is your sign to grab a spot.

🎨 No experience needed
🍷 BYOB
🍿 Snacks and sweet treats provided

It’s going to be such a fun, low-key night - come hang out, get creative, and leave with something cute for your front porch.

Get your ticket 👉 sarcasticstitch.square.site

03/25/2026

Quick little update…

When I first shared these doormat paint nights, so many people were excited - I really thought two classes would fill up!

But the reality is the ticket sales just aren’t there to support two classes right now. Between renting the space + buying supplies, I can really only make one class make sense.

So I’ve made the decision to cancel the April 25th class and focus on (hopefully 🙌🏻) filling the April 2nd class! 🎉
While I am disappointed to do this, I still have a goal to add more classes later this year. If April 2nd doesn't work for you, please keep an eye on this page! Your support is very much appreciated.

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🚨 Giveaway reminder!
You still have until Thursday to enter the giveaway I posted last week — and if you win and already bought a ticket, I’ll refund you 🙌

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As always, thank you all being here and supporting my little side hustle 💛
-Jessie

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03/20/2026

It’s GIVEAWAY TIME!! 🎉

Alright, y'all! 🕺🏼 We are officially just TWO WEEKS away from my first Doormat Painting Class…👀

SOOOO I decided that I’m giving away ONE FREE SPOT to join us for a Spring Doormat Paint Night at The Atelier! 🎉

Here’s how to enter:
❤️ Like this post
💬 Comment who you’d bring with you
🔁 Share this post (this part is optional but appreciated!)

BYOB + get creative! No experience needed — I’ll guide you through it. Choose from 🔟 fun designs and plenty of fun colors, and enjoy a relaxed night out 🎉

✨ I’ll also have some snacky bites, sweet treats, and fun refreshments.

I will draw a winner one week from today on Thursday, March 26th.

Grab your ticket today!
👉 https://sarcasticstitch.square.site/

Already signed up? You can still enter — if you win, I’ll refund your ticket! 🎉

02/21/2026

😏 A little bit ago I floated an idea about a Paint & Sip doormat class… and then I went quiet. 😅

Plot twist: I wasn’t abandoning the idea — I was planning. 👀

Big announcement coming next week! 🤩🎨

In the meantime… if you were painting your own doormat, what would your vibe be?

A🤪 Funny / sarcastic
B🥳 Seasonal / holiday
C☺️ Sweet & simple
D😎 Totally customized (names, etc.)
E😆 Slightly unhinged 😆

Comment your vote below 👇

02/13/2026

🚨❤️ SHARE THE LOVE FLASH SALE! ❤️🚨

Alright listen… I have about a dozen leftover doormats from 2025 markets and apparently they didn’t get the memo that they were supposed to go home with someone already 😉 I need to clear some space for new designs! 👀

Sooooo… let’s fix that.

✨ Ready to go NOW
✨ Prices on photos
✨ Slightly discounted because I need my workspace back 😅

👉 FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED
To claim yours:
💬 Comment SOLD on the photo and I’ll message you!

Once it’s claimed, it’s gone — no holds! 🙌

Perfect excuse to treat yourself… or someone whose porch needs more personality 😏🖤

01/10/2026

Okay… hear me out.

Been playing with an idea and I need your honest thoughts 👀

I’ve been thinking about hosting Paint & Sip Doormat Classes for a while now… bring your friends, drinks, laughs, and everyone leaves with their own hand-painted mat. 🎨🍷🍹

Would you come to something like this?? Let me know in the comments and tag the friend(s) you’d bring with you 👯‍♀️🖤