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17/06/2026

Snakes are the biggest gaslighters in the animal kingdom 😂

Before anyone panics 😂 She’s perfectly healthy. This is just classic python behaviour. Sometimes they spend days acting like they’re absolutely starving… then the moment the rat is offered, they suddenly decide they’re “not hungry anymore” 🙃

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15/06/2026

Somewhere out there, another grown adult is hissing at their snake, narrating its thoughts, and giving it a full blown personality…

Algorithm, do your thing 🐍😂

Tag your favourite reptile account below so we can all find more people who are completely normal about their reptiles. 👇

🦋 Fear ends where knowledge starts

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15/06/2026

If only life were this simple… 😂🦎

The next time someone upsets you, just remember the ancient wisdom of the blue tongued skink:

F.O.C.U.S.
F*k Off Coz You’re Stupid 🤷‍♀️

(Disclaimer: This is a joke… mostly… 😌)

Life’s too short to waste your energy arguing with people who are committed to misunderstanding you. Sometimes protecting your peace is the best response.

🐍 What’s the funniest acronym you’ve ever heard?

🦋 Fear ends where knowledge starts

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12/06/2026

People always ask if I’m scared having snakes around my neck…

Meanwhile the snakes are probably wondering why I’m the weird one 😅

Contrary to popular belief, most pet pythons are calm, curious animals that would much rather explore than cause trouble. No turning people to stone, no mythical powers, just a few very pretty noodles living their best lives ✨

👇 Tag a real life Medusa below.

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11/06/2026

📦🐍 Reptile mail is the best kind of mail!

A huge thank you to Arcane Reptiles for the awesome package. The shirts are incredible, the stickers are going straight onto the incubator, and the tote bag is definitely coming with me to future reptile events 😍

It’s always amazing to see businesses supporting the reptile community and creating products that keep our hobby thriving.

Make sure you go check them out and show them some love! 🖤

Have you ever received reptile merch that you were way too excited about? Because this package definitely made my day 😂

🦋 Fear ends where knowledge starts 🦋

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09/06/2026

🐍💸 Three things I love:

1. Reptiles
2. Money
3. Spending money on reptiles

It’s a very balanced financial strategy, really.

My accountant says I should diversify my investments.
I say I already have:
✨ Carpet pythons & Chondros
✨ More carpet pythons & Chondros
✨ Slightly different carpet pythons & Chondros

At this point I’m pretty sure my bank account sheds more often than my snakes 😭

🦋 Fear ends where knowledge starts 🦋

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09/06/2026

Freya 🥵 Albino Mixed Blood Bredli 🧡🤍
50% Bredli > 25% Coastal > 25% Darwin

🦋 Fear ends where knowledge starts 🦋

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08/06/2026

😂🐍 The algorithm: “Show me your best educational reel”

My snake: drops a fresh turd after I changed out the substrate.

So naturally, this is the content that’ll probably get 10x more views than the reel I spent two hours editing 😭

Being a reptile keeper is glamorous like that.

✨ Carefully planned content? 500 views.
✨ Detailed husbandry advice? 1,000 views.
✨ Snake p**p? Viral.

At this point I’m convinced the algorithm and my snakes are working together.

🦋 Fear ends where knowledge starts 🦋

💚 Follow for reptile education, husbandry tips, and the occasional unexpected p**p update.

07/06/2026

At this point I’m pretty sure she was trying to explain that her dinner service was running behind schedule and that management needed to be notified immediately.

🐍 Have you ever had a snake that seemed personally offended by your existence or lack of food service speed?

Fear ends where knowledge stars 🦋

💚 Follow for reptile education, husbandry tips, and plenty of scaly content.

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