Groundskeeper Willy

25/04/2019

FOR SALE!!!! $350ono

Pet and Pest Poo and P*e Free Sandpit. Also doubles as a undercover deck for children or childish adults to dine, draw, do nothing or do whatever they wish.

Australian Made from 100% recycled timber so it great for the environment, great for the kids and and better for Mum and Dad as there’s no more dealing with pet poo or p*e on the kids clothes or in their mouths.

Sand not included.
Delivery and installation can be arranged (T&C’s Apply)

26/12/2018

Groundskeeper W***y has been cultivating over the last coupla months... Which flower is your favourite?

26/12/2018

26/12/2018

Everyone loves a good hedge job!

02/12/2018

https://www.mcgrath.com.au/buy/house/qld/gold-coast/robina/396291

With charming street appeal, contemporary styling and enviable location this home is a must see. Perfectly suited for a growing family it features multiple living areas, four bedrooms, a converted garage for a fifth bedroom or office plus alfresco and pool.

26/11/2018

You might think I’m talking rubbish but I actually have bin having a bit of reflection time lately. You wouldn’t pick-ett though. Only once week, normally Tuesday mornings.

04/11/2018

Another happy homeowner! If you want to substantially increase the street appeal and value of your property then you need Groundskeeper W***y to take care of your lawns and gardens on a regular basis. The results speak for themselves.

04/11/2018

Not only is it aesthetically pleasing on the pupil, the feeling of fluffyness under your feet is amazing! It’s worth the walk and certainly a step in the right direction to have a lawn like this! Especially if you enjoy sunbaking on a regular basis... no towel or clothes required and vegan friendly

31/10/2018

To get your garden looking neat and tidy and w**d free for the summer, I highly recommend mulching your garden beds with a top quality mulch. If you haven’t got any garden beds then don’t lose any sleep over it, I can make them for you. Call Groundskeeper W***y for a free quote today!
It won’t cost you too mulch money

27/10/2018

I used to write lines at school for punishment, now I mow lines at work for pleasure

27/10/2018

Anyone for chess?? Or draughts??.. or is it the same pattern that’s on your favourite flanno??
What account was that sir??...’cheque mate!’

22/10/2018

Why have a good looking lawn when you can have the best looking lawn. Groundskeeper W***y has a few tricks up his sleeve😉