07/10/2021
Hello,
Thank you for clicking on this Ad and before I waste any more of any Humans time, can I just make it clear we are only looking for candidates with 6 legs, make a buzzing sound when flying and also p**p honey... IF you are human and tick all three of those boxes.. 1. Please call your doctor ASAP and then 2. We'd love to see your resume and we need to talk about this flying ability..
We are a new Local Sunshine Coast Business in the field of relocating pest bee hives for free..
FREE BEE RELOCATION
If you think you have a Bee hive in your house/garden/mums friends tiny house on 50 acres but you need a 4x4 to get up the driveway/roof ceiling/etc. Please contact us via Facebook messenger. we will soon have a website and a 1300 number in the future.
If you you also have a lovely front yard and there is a hive in it that you have known about for years and Ruffus you dog knows that stumps has had bee's in it for years he knows not to p*e on that stamp.. We can sell you a Hive and setup the swam in weatherproof/functional hive with the option of servicing it in the future.
Thank you all so much for reading I hope Facebook approves this Job Posting as I know its technically not a job for humans but it is a job for bee's and unfortunately bees don't have Facebook just yet.
We are currently not looking for more Apiarists.. when we have enough bees we will replace this Ad with a Bee collector/hive servicer job ad.
Kind Regards
YNOT BEES
Sunshine Coast.