17/05/2026
Small business is doing it tough in Australiaโฆ so weโve officially taken on a new apprentice: Mr Albanese ๐๐
So far he canโt tell a house key from a car key, asks for a smoko after every ignition repair, and somehow turns every 15 minute job into a full parliamentary enquiry ๐ซ
But donโt worry, he still gets to take home 47% of the earnings ๐ธ๐
At this stage weโve got him supervised on battery changes only ๐