Crowded House Decluttering

Crowded House Decluttering Compassionate, neurodivergent-friendly Professional Decluttering and Home Organisation company based in Surrey. Fully insured. DBS checked. APDO member.

Offering a practical, supportive and non-judgemental service.

For a long time, I thought being harder on myself would help me change.That if I criticised myself enough, pushed myself...
12/05/2026

For a long time, I thought being harder on myself would help me change.

That if I criticised myself enough, pushed myself enough, expected more from myself… eventually I’d become calmer, happier, more productive, more successful.

But the problem with “tough love” is that often we only remember the tough.

Learning self-compassion made me stronger.

More resilient.
More emotionally regulated.
Kinder in my relationships.
Better able to cope when things were hard.

And the ripple effect through our home has been huge.

Things feel calmer now. Easier. Safer.

Especially for our children.

Mental Health Awareness Week felt like a good time to share this — because sometimes the way we speak to ourselves matters more than we realise 🤍

Spent a lovely morning speaking with parents at a local SEND school today about decluttering, organising and family life...
07/05/2026

Spent a lovely morning speaking with parents at a local SEND school today about decluttering, organising and family life ✨

We talked about:
• practical decluttering tips
• realistic strategies for ADHD parents and neurodivergent households
• the emotions tied to our homes and belongings
• creating calmer, more functional spaces for family life
• how organisation can reduce stress and support routines

The folding demos were a big hit too… although the sock pairing challenge was slightly less popular! 🧦😂

I always love these conversations because they remind people they’re not alone when they feel overwhelmed at home — and that small changes really can make a huge difference.

Thank you so much for having me 💛

We talk a lot about physical clutter…but digital clutter? That’s the silent overwhelm, and something that can quietly ca...
06/05/2026

We talk a lot about physical clutter…
but digital clutter? That’s the silent overwhelm, and something that can quietly cause us (and those around us … and our devices!) a lot of pain.

(Ever felt like slinging your laptop out of the window? Anyone?? )

Passwords saved everywhere.
Reusing the same ones.
Avoiding sorting it because it feels like a faff.

I get it — I was the same.

But one small system shift can make everything feel calmer and more secure.

I share my top tips in a magazine feature for for World Password Day (7th May) — and honestly, it’s more about organisation than tech.

If your passwords are currently “wherever they landed”… this is your sign to sort it 👀

Thanks to for featuring me

Thanks also to Graham for his unceasing and spectacular wisdom and cleverness on all such topics

Lastly thanks to Gemma for generously sharing her experience and wisdom

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29/11/2025

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There’s nothing they need, nothing they don’t own already, nothing they even want. So you buy them a solar-powered waving queen; a belly button brush; a silver-plated ice cream tub holder; a “hilarious” inflatable zimmer frame; a confection of plastic and electronics called Terry the Swearing Turtle; or – and somehow I find this significant – a Scratch Off World wall map.

They seem amusing on the first day of Christmas, daft on the second, embarrassing on the third. By the twelfth they’re in landfill.

For thirty seconds of dubious entertainment, or a hedonic stimulus that lasts no longer than a ni****ne hit, we commission the use of materials whose impacts will ramify for generations.

Researching her film The Story of Stuff, Annie Leonard discovered that of the materials flowing through the consumer economy, only 1% remain in use six months after sale.

Even the goods we might have expected to hold onto are soon condemned to destruction through either planned obsolescence (breaking quickly) or perceived obsolesence (becoming unfashionable).

But many of the products we buy, especially for Christmas, cannot become obsolescent.

The term implies a loss of utility, but they had no utility in the first place.

An electronic drum-machine t-shirt; a Darth Vader talking piggy bank; an ear-shaped i-phone case; an individual beer can chiller; an electronic wine breather; a sonic screwdriver remote control; bacon toothpaste; a dancing dog: no one is expected to use them, or even look at them, after Christmas Day. They are designed to elicit thanks, perhaps a snigger or two, and then be thrown away.

The fatuity of the products is matched by the profundity of the impacts.

Rare materials, complex electronics, the energy needed for manufacture and transport are extracted and refined and combined into compounds of utter pointlessness. When you take account of the fossil fuels whose use we commission in other countries, manufacturing and consumption are responsible for more than half of our carbon dioxide production. We are screwing the planet to make solar-powered bath thermometers and desktop crazy golfers.

People in eastern Congo are massacred to facilitate smart phone upgrades of ever diminishing marginal utility. Forests are felled to make “personalised heart-shaped wooden cheese board sets”. Rivers are poisoned to manufacture talking fish. This is pathological consumption: a world-consuming epidemic of collective madness, rendered so normal by advertising and the media that we scarcely notice what has happened to us.

In 2007, the journalist Adam Welz records, 13 rhinos were killed by poachers in South Africa. This year, so far, 585 have been shot. No one is entirely sure why. But one answer is that very rich people in Vietnam are now sprinkling ground rhino horn on their food or snorting it like co***ne to display their wealth.

It’s grotesque, but it scarcely differs from what almost everyone in industrialised nations is doing: trashing the living world through pointless consumption.

This boom has not happened by accident. Our lives have been corralled and shaped in order to encourage it.

World trade rules force countries to participate in the festival of junk.

Governments cut taxes, deregulate business, manipulate interest rates to stimulate spending. But seldom do the engineers of these policies stop and ask “spending on what?”.

When every conceivable want and need has been met (among those who have disposable money), growth depends on selling the utterly useless.

The solemnity of the state, its might and majesty, are harnessed to the task of delivering Terry the Swearing Turtle to our doors.

Grown men and women devote their lives to manufacturing and marketing this rubbish, and dissing the idea of living without it. “I always knit my gifts”, says a woman in a television ad for an electronics outlet. “Well you shouldn’t,” replies the narrator.

An advertisement for Google’s latest tablet shows a father and son camping in the woods. Their enjoyment depends on the Nexus 7’s special features. The best things in life are free, but we’ve found a way of selling them to you.

The growth of inequality that has accompanied the consumer boom ensures that the rising economic tide no longer lifts all boats.

In the US in 2010 a remarkable 93% of the growth in incomes accrued to the top 1% of the population. The old excuse, that we must trash the planet to help the poor, simply does not wash.

For a few decades of extra enrichment for those who already possess more money than they know how to spend, the prospects of everyone else who will live on this earth are diminished.

So effectively have governments, the media and advertisers associated consumption with prosperity and happiness that to say these things is to expose yourself to opprobrium and ridicule.

Witness last week’s Moral Maze programme, in which most of the panel lined up to decry the idea of consuming less, and to associate it, somehow, with authoritarianism. When the world goes mad, those who resist are denounced as lunatics.

Bake them a cake, write them a poem, give them a kiss, tell them a joke, but for god’s sake stop trashing the planet to tell someone you care. All it shows is that you don’t.

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George Monbiot is an English journalist, author, and environmental and political activist. He writes a regular column for The Guardian and has written several books.

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Web article with citations: https://www.filmsforaction.org/articles/pathological-consumption-has-become-so-normalised-that-we-scarcely-notice-it/

It's the final day of   and today is all about Transforming the Forgotten Spaces.    Today's   blog from Jo Jacob has so...
22/09/2024

It's the final day of and today is all about Transforming the Forgotten Spaces. Today's blog from Jo Jacob has some great tips on organising your often-overlooked areas like garages, lofts, cellars and sheds.

Organising these areas well can lead to a discovery of unused potential!

Lastly, it doesn't have to be National Organising Week to start your decluttering and organisation journey! Book your Discovery Session with Crowded House Decluttering by emailing [email protected].



Lofts, garages, sheds and other extra spaces can be daunting to get sorted. Use our back to basics approach to help you get started and claim back these fabulous storage zones.

It may be the weekend but it's still   and today's focus is on boosting your productivity zone and highlighting the posi...
21/09/2024

It may be the weekend but it's still and today's focus is on boosting your productivity zone and highlighting the positive impact of an organised workspace.

Today's blog from professional organiser and APDO colleague Julie Stevens has simple and practical ideas on how you can organise your home study to enhance productivity and reduce stress. Start by scheduling 15 minutes a day to tackle a small pile of papers or books... You will thank Julie later once you get into your rhythm!

Use our back to basics guide to transform your home office into a sanctuary of productivity and purpose.

It's National Organising Week!  Today's focus is on reclaiming your refresh space and creating a spa-like, relaxing envi...
20/09/2024

It's National Organising Week! Today's focus is on reclaiming your refresh space and creating a spa-like, relaxing environment to start and finish the day in. Sounds enticing? Check out today's blog and think about making your bathroom something more than just functional...

Get back to basics in the bathroom with our top tips for creating a calm and functional space in your home.

Today's focus for   is on 'Serenity in Your Sanctuary'.  Concentrating on creating a peaceful and restful retreat in you...
19/09/2024

Today's focus for is on 'Serenity in Your Sanctuary'. Concentrating on creating a peaceful and restful retreat in your bedroom allowing for better sleep and relaxation.

A clutter-free space promotes a calm and stress free environment. Good sleep is a non-negotiable for our mental wellbeing and in reducing stress. Start small and tackle your bedside cabinet today - by keeping only what you need to create a calm, restful environment. Small steps....

Check out today's blog and take the first step towards a more restful space.

Use our back to basics bedroom guide to help you create a sanctuary to return to at the end of the day and a place to wake up feeling refreshed.

It's National Organising Week!  Today's focus is my favourite - Kids’ Spaces (most likely because I forgot to grow up I ...
18/09/2024

It's National Organising Week! Today's focus is my favourite - Kids’ Spaces (most likely because I forgot to grow up I think!).

Kid's Bedrooms and Play areas - when calm and safe - are the loveliest places to spend time - with or without the children!

Check out today's APDO blog for some more wisdom on how to Create Calm in Kid's Spaces. Once you have the systems in place that work for you and your family, you will never want to go back. It takes time, but slow and steady....

Get back to basics in your kids' spaces with our practical ideas and approaches for your home.

It's National Organising Week!  And today's focus is on the Kitchen.  The Kitchen is a room that is very close to CHD's ...
17/09/2024

It's National Organising Week! And today's focus is on the Kitchen. The Kitchen is a room that is very close to CHD's heart - and also happens to be the heart of the home!

Tuesday's focus is on making the kitchen more functional and less cluttered enhancing efficiency and more enjoyment. Make your kitchen work for you and improve your wellbeing.

Check out today's wonderful APDO blog and start small today.

Get back to basics in your kitchen with our simple ways to create calm out of the chaos.

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