11/01/2026
**Long post alert**
Happy 2026! A little late to the NY I know thanks the germs flying about.
I have a very limited availability due to a couple of changes for myself.
But first…
I have a very small rant which isn’t really what I’m about but if you are looking for a home clean or even the declutter/organisation part this might help you before you message me.
🧹If you want a quick clean, I’m not your person, I don’t offer a quick flick around either.
🧼If you want your 3/4 bed cleaned top to bottom with 2 bathrooms in 2 hours I’m not that person either.
🪣If you tell me you want attention to detail but then tell me to skip bits that obviously need a clean, nah nah not for me either.
🧺Sometimes you can clean & clean things and they actually don’t look any better it’s because they need replacing not because they haven’t been cleaned properly. It’s not your cleans fault, it’s just how it is.
📦If you book me to do a declutter with you but then leave me to go out for coffee with friends, that’s just not how it works, decluttering is me being there to support & help you, I can’t throw your things out or put things away for you to then message me 20 times in a week asking where I’ve put things.
💫A 3 bed semi or detached with 2 adults isn’t going to take as long to clean as the same house with 2 or 3 children, 2 dogs or 3 cats.
👩🏻💻Each enquiry with require a pre quotation visit to determine what is wanted and the build up to be tackled.
This 2 hour thing needs to be softened a little, if you are telling me that your budget is just 2 hours that is absolutely fine with me, let’s face it, having a clean is an absolute luxury but I will only do what I can get done in those 2 hours, no corners skipped, no quick flick around.
A job done properly won’t have a set time, a bathroom cleaned properly will take at least 1 hour.
I do a job properly, I can’t un see something that needs doing, yes I will have a chat to you if you stop me to chat, other than that I will just get stuck in and get the job done.
I provide all the cleaning materials and use clean cloths, brushes & scrubbies at each home I go to, all I ask is for the use of a good working vacuum corded is best, if not a fully charged cordless. There’s not much I can do with dead cordless, I’m good but not that good. 😊
Pop me a message if you would like to have a chat 🧼💫🫧🧽