12/06/2026
This is Ian. โJust another middle aged manโ I hear you say but donโt be fooled because Ian is also known as โThe Leak Legendโ ๐.
He walk between us and nobody notices. He goes on holiday. He eats and sleeps like the rest of us mere mortals but under his skin lies a heroic, utter genius when it comes to leaking showers and baths.
Bad silicone? BANG ๐ฅ. He sorts it. Poor grouting? WHOLOP๐ฅ. Heโs on it. But wait, heโs so much more than that ๐คฏ.
You show him a shower that is leaking into the ceiling downstairs and youโve been told itโs a terminal problem that needs to be ripped out for ยฃ thousands, he will show you that itโs not. WHACK๐ฅ
So no matter how bad it is or how embarrassed you may feel, heโs seen it all before so there is no need to question his super hero ability. He will not berate or turn his nose up. No, quite the oposite. He will see it as a challenge ๐๐. Let Mark and the rest of his team f***y about tiling stuff and making things look pretty. The Leak Legend is the one who does the real work ๐.
Getting in touch with him is easy. WhatsApp Carol, The Leak Legends personal PA on 07727661320 and quote โplease God help us stop this leakโ and she will get straight on with helping you.
The Leak Legend also loves followers so make sure you do and he may even turn up in his rubberised suit and a mask ๐ฆน๐ปโโ๏ธ
