12/12/2025
🎉 Birthday treat for the boss! 🎉
It was the boss man’s birthday yesterday 🥳
Most people buy cake… he buys a cement mixer.
(Each to their own 😅)
His shiny new toy is out on her debut shift today — clean, bright orange and full of hope after the old faithful finally retired after 20 years of service. 🙏🧱
Place your bets now: how long before she’s covered in muck, looks like she survived a concrete explosion, and starts wondering why she ever joined this company? 🤣
And yes, I’ve decided she’s a she… so I’m not quite as outnumbered around here.
Yours truly,
The Girl in the Office 👷♀️🧡