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Gardening services, lawn mowing a speciality, garden tidies, tree lopping, hedges pruned, borders weeded.

07/11/2026

What does a Gardener do when he can’t garden due to self inflicted injuries.
He becomes a painter of fences.
Ch*****ne gold spray paint.
Banksy beware!

05/11/2026

There is a very good chance that this years gardening work has come to an abrupt end.
Having mowed paddocks and stored the tractor in my container, I collected my daughter’s dogs to give them a run.
Released from their leads they dashed off.
For a totally unexplained reason I then decided to perform an immensely difficult manoeuvre. Normal folk step up onto a pavement. I decided to throw myself headfirst on to it.
Cut head, grazed knee and elbow and very painful ribs.
Oh and worst of all a complete lack of dignity.

16/10/2026

Well, that’s a turnup for the books. Two days this week when the weather was suitable for mowing. Lush thick grass mowing was the order of the day.

14/10/2026

Managed to catch up with some mowing today. The grass had really grown thick and long with the recent rain and mild temperatures and I hadn’t been out for two weeks. Not the best of finishes but with colder weather approaching it may be the last mow of the year.

21/09/2026

On Sunday Mrs Lawn Ranger was working as an extra.
So, the Lawn Ranger drove her to the filming site.
Now, what did I do during the day to fill my time in.
A visit to the Manchester Transport Museum in Cheetham Hill and a visit to the East Lancs Railway at Bury.
Oh and the small matter of sitting in a pub watching Brian Brobbey score a hat trick for Sunderland against Man City, whilst I was surrounded by Man City supporters

11/09/2026

It was George Washington that chopped down a cherry tree.
I cannot tell a lie, I chopped down an apple tree yesterday for a lovely lady that wanted her view improving.

13/08/2026

Couldn’t resist a little light topiary in the Venus Garden at Windsor Castle this afternoon with Mrs Lawn Ranger.

08/08/2026

I was out on tractors mowing lawns and paddocks yesterday.
It was very dusty in places as expected with all the dry weather we have had.
A few days off next week to visit London to see the new musical “Sinatra”

05/08/2026

In between showers I managed to bring a leylandii hedge under control, mow grass, tidy hedges.

02/08/2026

What does 120 metres of 2 metre high hedging look like?
A lot better after the Lawn Ranger had spent a few hours trimming it

Address

Stone Cross Gardens
Catterall
PR31YQ

Telephone

+447950977828

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