Mr. Plumberman

06/05/2026

Real coffee drinkers : If your kitchen waste flows outside into a gulley (most UK ground floor kitchens) Don't put coffee grounds down the sink. They expand and stick to fat causing blockages

04/03/2026

Net *ING Zero. Zero consultation or correspondence with neighbours, just a 7 day notice slapped on a lamp post. Another EV only tax break on an already heavily used parking spot. Trapped between a rock and a hard place .

22/10/2025

It can be a 's**t' job if you ain't picky with your clients :)

22/08/2025

5 years later...back to the same lovely clients. Bath out, shower in. Who'd have known?

10/08/2025

The trouble is these days every f*cker thinks they know something about plumbing.
Know your limits
Only some are gifted enough

10/06/2025

It's a good job neither my van nor me suffer with vanity issues :)

03/02/2025

I like to keep my favourite drummer squeaky clean. Shower valve replaced, Dunc. The vertical pipe ran at an angle to the wall and that did my head in so I put a little joggle in.

14/12/2024

It's kinda nice when you consider yourself a bathroom expert.. which I do, that the next owners do up a house and leave the bathroom untouched :)

3 bedroom terraced house for sale in 28 Grosvenor Street, Cheltenham Town Centre, Gloucestershire, GL52 2SG, GL52 for £395,000. Marketed by FreeAgent247.com HQ, Worcestershire

11/02/2022

Never had the patience in my youth. Just the little strips top left and right to go..

06/01/2022

Please be gentle with your boiler especially if it's a small Ri model Worcester Bosch that fits in a kitchen cupboard. A replacement will be out of stock for at least until mid Feb. Chip shortage, apparently.
Seriously folks, get your boiler checked out if it has the smallest ni**le before it turns into something more serious. Call your regular boiler engineer as I'm genuinely not after their work. As they say in Game Of Thrones , Winter is coming and we are not sure how long it will last