R.Defty - Crook

R.Defty - Crook Local family run business
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I never really know how to answer messages like this. I'm thinking are they joking, do they know they are joking, has so...
18/06/2026

I never really know how to answer messages like this. I'm thinking are they joking, do they know they are joking, has someone else asked them to text to wind them up, even a tiny part of me thinking, do these really even exist!

17/06/2026

Jill: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Jill: I eat mop
Me: I eat mop who?
Jill: Eurgh....you eat more poo, you're disgusting

She's still laughing at herself

And she says I'm the immature one🤔🙄

Someone said yesterday "you can do what you want when you're the boss"Yeah mate, coming to work at 5.15am to catch up on...
16/06/2026

Someone said yesterday "you can do what you want when you're the boss"
Yeah mate, coming to work at 5.15am to catch up on what didn't get done yesterday is exactly what I want🤔

14/06/2026

First customer to cafe R's. Only fair it would be her from next door since I stole her sign and been pinching her cutlery for years. Finally A level French really paid off. My teachers would be so proud😏 Really, expecting an Oscar nomination, Emma Louise Wright Cafe J's on the other hand, told her to ask her for a ham and cheese sandwich and she asked for a breakfast😭

08/06/2026

Delivered to a proper old school gentleman this evening. You know the sort, well spoken, never seen him not wearing a shirt and tie, creases in his trousers, car always immaculately clean and parked in the garage every night, well kept garden. Started wondering if I could be like that when I'm older, but then I remembered.....some days I struggle to put matching shoes on

Too much space in the back of the shop and I didn't want Ian complaining there was nothing to squeeze past, so just fini...
04/06/2026

Too much space in the back of the shop and I didn't want Ian complaining there was nothing to squeeze past, so just finished building another set to fill the space
2.5mtr x 1.9mtr black with cream cushions
1.4mtr x 0.75mtr glass top table
£750

State of these 2! Done a delivery after work before taking Isla and her mate home. Chucked the bungees in the van door, ...
02/06/2026

State of these 2! Done a delivery after work before taking Isla and her mate home. Chucked the bungees in the van door, went and did the delivery and by time I got to the van these 2 idiots had tied each other up. Can ya imagine if anyone had walked passed and seen them like that and reported it! I'd have had the full force of Durham Constabularys finest out for me

Well today was an adventure and a half! Ian was off but I thought we'd be fine. What could possibly go wrong? Except it ...
30/05/2026

Well today was an adventure and a half! Ian was off but I thought we'd be fine. What could possibly go wrong? Except it turned out to be the busiest Saturday the dawn of time. Reuben, the Saturday lad, and Isla did really well but there was stuff that they didn't know and had to ask me and there were queues at points. I appreciate everyones patience as we had a lot to cope with and I think the customers realised what was going on. So thank you for that.
Anyway, do I need a drink this evening?
Handy that I found just the right amount in the trolley😁

It's great that the clothes bin gets used a lot. Unfortunately it regularly gets overfilled up before it's emptied. If y...
28/05/2026

It's great that the clothes bin gets used a lot. Unfortunately it regularly gets overfilled up before it's emptied. If you have to, please leave tied bin bags next to it so the stuff in them stays dry. Please don't launch shopping bags with glass jars in them over the fence so there's glass everywhere. If we have to keep clearing up stuff like that, the bin will have to go and everyone loses out

I get the job of picking them up at midnight cos they out partying.....but this is where I get my own back😁Crack on lass...
27/05/2026

I get the job of picking them up at midnight cos they out partying.....but this is where I get my own back😁
Crack on lasses👌

Address

6 North Terrace
Crook
DL159

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 12pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm
Saturday 9am - 5pm

Telephone

+441388762542

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