02/06/2026
HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS VAN? We’ve had multiple reports from concerned residents about this vehicle!!
It’s been spotted parked outside homes across Surrey at random times.
Reports have started coming in…
Witness Statements:
Ms Palmer:
“It was outside my neighbour’s house for 3 days… now their roof looks brand new?”
Anonymous Resident:
“I didn’t hear a thing, no skips, no mess… but everything looks freshly done?”
Mr Jones:
“My neighbours went on a fancy holiday, got a new car and a brand new roof , how did they afford all this?
Pattern Identified:
• Vehicle arrives at property
• Remains for several days
• Departs without disruption
Result:
A fully transformed roof is reported at the address.
No skips.
No visible waste.
No disruption to the property.
We’re currently investigating how this is possible.
If you see this van in your area, please remain calm!
You might want to put the kettle on, whoever’s inside seems to know what they’re doing.
Public Advisory
If your roof is looking tired and you don’t fancy spending £25,000+ on a new one…
You might want to “report” your address to us for a free quote 😉
Drop us a message if you want to be the next “incident” we investigate.
Please head to this profile of Surrey hills property maintenance for further evidence of their work or call us direct on 07867560026
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