30/01/2024
Spotted in our very own Hometown Invergordon..
Last seen with Mike Gordon in Luke Stoltman Gym Training.. Luke was too busy to comment , as he was out , with his Smaller friends , literally everyone in the Highlands 👌
Macaque ,Now speaks Rubber Bumpers and Gary Maca broken Caithness accent , Possibly due to Barry Little Visiting our Town, Pestering Big Boy Gyms.
“Anyhow”
He’s extremely strong now due to his , physical training and High Grade , Training .
Matt Black
Then caught him out and about , Hassling his brother Kevin Black in Co-op Invergordon 🎶🎶🎶🎶
Broken Ooh eeh , Ooh Ahh Ahh?
Translated From 1968 “The Planet Of The Apes🙈=👇
Witnesses Heard“The Social Club-Invergordon Need another Fancy Dress Retro Night
Party TBC
May I report , by Several Witnesses and no , Video Evidence.
The police were called at around 4pm and around 40 police vehicles and officers , cordoned off the area , stopping traffic and Pedestrians .
Sources say “this could be related to the Miami Incident”.
Report from independent Journalists ,
“The Macaque Has Great Faith in The Lads”
“North bar Says “Last Year was Absolutely Brilliant
“The Moon Says “Page 3😉) Fancy Dress Extravaganza , Delight Fever
“Netchix Groovies says” Let’s make a Series 😮
Songs of praise are backing any bookings😇