Dead Buxus Appreciation Society

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The Dead Buxus Appreciation Society was set up in 2018 by a man some call Joe Singfield, to delight in the tragic and inevitable death of Buxus sempervirens across the world, (but mainly in London) Discover your fascination for horticultural death..

Let me take you back to the summer... Peak dead buxus hunting season. The sun was warm, the pots were dry, and the buxus...
22/11/2024

Let me take you back to the summer... Peak dead buxus hunting season. The sun was warm, the pots were dry, and the buxus were dead. If your Eagle eye has spotted the dead Ivy on the railings, then you'll likely understand that if you can't keep Ivy alive, it's time to fill your life with fake micro plastic plants, as you don't deserve nice things.





There are definitely Reams of Dead buxus in St. John's Wood, and this glorious house is clearly proud to show its dying ...
18/11/2024

There are definitely Reams of Dead buxus in St. John's Wood, and this glorious house is clearly proud to show its dying buxus, standing proud outside its gates. What a time to not be alive..

Naz clearly is a colour specialist, and I would recommend them if you are looking to achieve a gradual fade from one col...
11/11/2024

Naz clearly is a colour specialist, and I would recommend them if you are looking to achieve a gradual fade from one colour to the next. I'm not sure if green to brown is the intended colour scheme but a fantastic effort none the less. Absolutely gorge, Mwah X





Welcome home, psychopath Xx
09/11/2024

Welcome home, psychopath Xx

Hot off the Pompey press! A golden ball of death has been reported on the South Coast by our newly anointed Buxiteers at...
03/11/2024

Hot off the Pompey press! A golden ball of death has been reported on the South Coast by our newly anointed Buxiteers at .park.nursery. The two signs really add to this picture. The black sign says Relentless, which is beautifully appropriate regarding the spread of Dead buxus across this once green and pleasant land.

Do you want to be a Buxiteer? Send me your picture now!





Went to Bristol to lay a green roof down. Within 3.7 minutes of arriving, I walked straight past this dead bulbous clown...
02/11/2024

Went to Bristol to lay a green roof down. Within 3.7 minutes of arriving, I walked straight past this dead bulbous clown outside the Ibis Hotel. Standard.

Who doesn't like a nice cocktail? Especially when you've got 2 balls ready to join them..! I guarantee you won't see me ...
27/10/2024

Who doesn't like a nice cocktail? Especially when you've got 2 balls ready to join them..! I guarantee you won't see me outside this establishment, partly because it's cold, mainly due to the anxiety of looking at these poor neglected planters. I'll return soon to confirm when they've been replaced with plastic plants.







Poll question - Should Instagram offer me a poll and then hide it so no one can see the poll?

She sells Dead Buxus on the sea shore. I'm down in sunny Eastbourne during the first named storm of the year. Timing. O...
20/10/2024

She sells Dead Buxus on the sea shore. I'm down in sunny Eastbourne during the first named storm of the year. Timing. Obviously, I located my prey within minutes. Happy Sunday Buxiteers, keep on looking!
Did these buxus in pots by the sea ever stand a fu***ng chance of survival?

Just received this fantastic photo from Mark Abbott, a newly anointed Buxiteer who has been prowling around St Katherine...
13/10/2024

Just received this fantastic photo from Mark Abbott, a newly anointed Buxiteer who has been prowling around St Katherine's Dock in Londinium in the hope of finding a specific plant that may be dead and appreciated by a niche bunch of Instaweirdos. Well, he was in luck! And don't we all benefit from knowing this balcony exists. It's certainly made my Sunday, thank you Mark!





The only thing alive in this picture is the small w**d hanging on by the steps. (or pioneer species as I like to call th...
26/07/2024

The only thing alive in this picture is the small w**d hanging on by the steps. (or pioneer species as I like to call them) The Buxus in the pots had about a 0.000000003% chance of survival. If you can't keep Ivy alive, then you don't stand a chance with Buxus! I like it when they've been left dead for so long that they go almost white. Strangely beautiful.. (If you are a horticulturist with a passion for dead buxus) Happy Friday Buxiteers!





Screenshot of walking past a classic dead buxus on his way into an amazing showroom of cars. So symbolic it makes my to...
14/06/2024

Screenshot of walking past a classic dead buxus on his way into an amazing showroom of cars. So symbolic it makes my toes wrinkle!

One out of four ain't bad! Here we are on another ridiculous road of incredible houses, with the food bank just out of s...
11/06/2024

One out of four ain't bad! Here we are on another ridiculous road of incredible houses, with the food bank just out of shot.... in other words, perfect hunting ground for dead buxus! I think I could still put up with living here if I had to, but I would choose to replace the entire garden with a suitable alternative, such as a microplastic lawn to cover up all that nasty living green stuff, do you agree?





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