Grumpy Gnome Garden Services

Grumpy Gnome Garden Services After over 10 years in horticulture and gardening I have decided to start my own business. Friendly and local to Quedgeley and the surrounding areas.

Please feel free to get in contact, I promise I'm not that grumpy!

🌼 A Quick Hello 🌼I’ve been a bit quiet on here lately, life’s been busy and I’ve had a few jobs on the go, so I haven’t ...
30/03/2026

🌼 A Quick Hello 🌼

I’ve been a bit quiet on here lately, life’s been busy and I’ve had a few jobs on the go, so I haven’t been online much. Finally catching up now, and it feels good to come up for air again. Hope everyone’s doing well and enjoying a bit of calm in their own week too. Here's a picture of one of the jobs I've recently done, customer wanted a small planter to brighten up their garden.

📱 Text or call the Gnome Line: 07931 233713
đź’»Email: [email protected]
🪴 *We w**d. We whack. We win.*

11/01/2026

🧙‍♂️ Meet the Grumpy Garden Gnome 🧙‍♂️
Rumour has it that while I was off with my broken ankle, the garden was being “looked after” by a very grumpy gnome. He’s been muttering about messy borders, fallen leaves, blocked gutters and winter winds undoing all his hard work.

Now that I’m back, he’s still grumbling — but at least he’s got some help again. If your garden has its own “grumpy gnome” moments after the winter weather, I’m here to sort them out.

Message me to get booked in before he starts complaining again.

📱 Text or call the Gnome Line: 07931 233713
đź’»Email: [email protected]
🪴 *We w**d. We whack. We win.*

Heavy pruning on this dogwood, Some space for the other shrubs to breath. Next task all that ground elder !!
02/08/2025

Heavy pruning on this dogwood, Some space for the other shrubs to breath.
Next task all that ground elder !!

29/07/2025

** Grumpy Gnome Garden Services **

Fed up with your lawn looking like a jungle expedition? Shrubs staging a mutiny? Let Grumpy Gnome sort them out—with maximum attitude and minimal fuss.

🧹 Lawn care & maintenance (because grass shouldn't outgrow your dog)
✂️ Hedge trimming & pruning (we'll shape 'em up like topiary royalty)
🌸 Garden bed tidying (no more flowerbed anarchy)
🍂 Leaf clearance & seasonal clean-ups (leaves fall, we rise to the occasion)
🏠 Gutter clearing (we evict the sludge squatting in your downpipes)

Grumpy by name, gnome by nature—this is a one-person gardening force with wit, grit, and a great pair of shears. No big crew. Just one determined soul and a van full of tools ready to tame your turf.

📱 Text or call the Gnome Line: 07931 233713
đź’»Email: [email protected]
🪴 *We w**d. We whack. We win.*

No job too big or too small. Get in touch for a free quote
21/07/2025

No job too big or too small.
Get in touch for a free quote

Throw back to my first job - a long days pruning!
12/07/2025

Throw back to my first job - a long days pruning!

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