Double D JT Quality Construction Ltd

Double D JT Quality Construction Ltd We will construct anything, given the right price

05/08/2025

Me, Pete and Baz are muggin off work to be at a wedding and the apprentices apparently don't know how to cement a fu**in house. We'll double down the sniff and sort it out after the clubs kick us out.

Always quality services at Double D JT Quality Construction LTD

Gavin

Been a while, me and Baz just hired a 12 year old on £1.98 an hour for 18 hour shifts down in the sewage lines. He's cle...
05/08/2025

Been a while, me and Baz just hired a 12 year old on £1.98 an hour for 18 hour shifts down in the sewage lines. He's cleaning them out since we are pretty sure there are poisonous gasses down there and we don't want to get poorly.

No contract no problem.

Say ne more buh
-Pete

22/07/2024

Looking to provide downright dirty arse blastings for £2 a minute.

Cheers

- Pete

12/05/2024

Been a while ain't it, business has been slow. The lads missuses have been a right pain, but after a few law suits and "under the desk payoffs" we're back in business.

Need something built? We can do everything but a relationship with your father.

Deposit on the spot, then we discuss time frame.
Got a 20% off The Range voucher, so some deals going quick!

-Melvin

07/03/2024

Gonna cm oooooo yeah

25/02/2024

Haplyy nesw yeaa way h!

22/12/2023

Cannae wait to slap this cement down like I slapped yer ma aboot tonight

01/11/2023

Sorry about the lack of chat, been dealing with some "legal" troubles. I put them stupid quote marks because it's obviously BS. Lads being lads isn't a crime, so what if we're operating heavy machinery whilst under the influence, the judges mum didn't mind and she's the heaviest I've done.
One more rail and she'll testify for us, and then it's another tongue tornado behind the bins of the courthouse as repayment. Kids say NoQuote NoTell which means this can't be used in court right? Suck it your honour, yer ma did

25/06/2023

Who else is plugged up? 🔌

Contacted. Contract signed. This is the kind of engineering talent we have and need at Double D JT Quality Construction ...
03/05/2023

Contacted. Contract signed. This is the kind of engineering talent we have and need at Double D JT Quality Construction Ltd. Currently hemorrhaging staff. That's short for Baz stabbing 3 apprentices in a blind rage. What a mare. Time for a pint. Roll on the weekend.

Cheers

- Pete

Worksite injuries really are the worst. This apprentice should have looked left and right before I ran him over with a s...
30/04/2023

Worksite injuries really are the worst. This apprentice should have looked left and right before I ran him over with a steamroller. Fed him a hash brownie before the ambulance picked him up. Good luck claiming now buddy!

(I would just like to clarify I was not under the influence while driving the steamroller, I was just watching the snooker.)

Cheers

- Pete

29/04/2023

I have a small p***s

-Gavin

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