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D & G Security Systems Ltd

Intruder Alarms, Fire Alarms, Access Control, CCTV, Security Lights, Monitoring, Key holding.

01/06/2026

😜 Pinch punch, first of the month!
💼 HR said I’m not allowed to actually pinch anyone…
😂 So this post will have to do!
☕ Keep it playful, keep it safe and maybe keep your distance till lunchtime!

30/05/2026

WHEN A BURGLAR SEES THAT YOUR HOUSE HAS:
🚫 No CCTV
🚫 No Alarm
🚫 No Security Lights
😈 “Looks welcoming.”
BUT THEN SEES OUR SECURITY VAN OUTSIDE 👀
🏃💨 “Not today.”
📹🔒 Protect your home before they pick the easy option.

29/05/2026

🍪🚨 WORLD BISCUIT DAY: D&G HAS COMPLETELY LOST THE PLOT 🚨🍪
We regret to inform you that no actual work is being done today because the entire team is currently:

🍪Screaming about who stole the last Custard Cream
🍪Conducting a full forensic investigation into a missing Hobnob
🍪Debating whether Rich Teas are elite or just sad circles of disappointment

Watching Darren try to hide a whole pack of Bourbons in his tool bag like we can’t SEE HIM

The office biscuit tin had been opened 47 times and it’s was only 10:14am.
Someone shouted “BREW ME” across the room.
An admin tried to bribe management with a KitKat.
Morale is high. Productivity is low. Sugar levels are concerning.

If you need us today, we’re still securing Stourport…
just doing it with crumbs down our shirts and zero self‑control.

27/05/2026

🌟 Another 5-Star Review! 🌟
We’re incredibly proud to share this amazing feedback from one of our recent customers.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Steve Price -
"My firm needed an new alarm system installed at short notice. Darren arranged that quickly and efficiently. The whole team at D&G were excellent. Really professional, efficient and great service. I would definitely use them again and can recommend."

Thank you, Steve!
At D & G Security Systems, we’re a family-run company based in Stourport-on-Severn, and delivering reliable, professional security solutions is at the heart of what we do. 🔐💙

22/05/2026

🌞 Bev’s Bank Holiday Forecast: 90% Sunshine, 10% Shenanigans
The weekend’s shaping up to be a scorcher (with a few dramatic showers just to keep us guessing). Bev’s already got her sunnies on, burger in hand, and SPF applied like a pro.

Meanwhile… Brad’s on call.
So if your alarm decides to throw a tantrum mid‑BBQ, he’ll be the one sprinting through the drizzle while Bev’s sipping her drink in peace.

Drop your emoji prediction for the weekend:
🍔 = BBQ chaos
🌧️ = Sudden downpour
🚨 = Brad gets the call
😎 = Bev wins the bank holiday

Happy long weekend from all of us at D & G Security Systems stay safe, stay sunny, and may your alarms behave!

19/05/2026

🚨 Calling all our fabulous customers! 🚨
We’ve just realised our last Facebook review was in… 2021.
Yes. Twenty. Twenty. One.
Before half of you even had smart doorbells.

We’ve been spoiled with loads of amazing 5⭐ Google reviews (thank you!), but our poor little page is looking a bit lonely. If we’ve installed, serviced or rescued your alarm from a spider recently, we’d love it if you could drop us a quick review on here too.

It only takes a minute and it helps our family‑run business more than you know 💙
👇 Tap “Reviews” on our page and tell us how we did!

16/05/2026

💙 COMMUNITY SHOUTOUT 💙

We love supporting local… especially when it’s something this good 🙌

Have you heard of the Mini Maulers? 🏉
A brilliant, family-run rugby group for kids to get involved, have fun, build confidence, and burn off some serious energy!

Even better… it’s run by one of our very own Stourport rugby lads 💪 so you know it’s all about passion, teamwork, and proper community spirit.

Whether your little ones are future rugby stars or just want to make new friends and have a laugh, this is such a great place to start 👏

👉 If you’ve got kids who’d love this, go check them out and give their page a follow
👉 Tag a parent who needs to get their kids out running around instead of on screens 😅
👉 Or drop a 🏉 in the comments if you love seeing local groups like this thrive

Let’s keep supporting the people who make our community what it is 💙

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579866012670

14/05/2026

🚨 Staff announcement 🚨

Please be advised that Vlad has officially stopped troubleshooting alarms and started troubleshooting his dance moves 🐔

Witnesses report:
• aggressive clucking
• unexplained wing flapping
• high levels of workplace disruption
• absolutely zero shame

HR are monitoring the situation closely… although morale has never been higher 😂

Happy National Dance Like a Chicken Day from the most unhinged engineer in the business 🕺🐓 Vladimir Brown

Address

5 Bewdley Road
Stourport
DY138XE

Telephone

+441299829382

Website

http://www.dg-security.co.uk/

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