18/09/2020
"I actually never smoked until I turned 79. Would ya believe that? I only started one day when my grandson left his cigarette box on my kitchen table. Amble thief I think it was called. Anyway, after a particularly stressful episode of Coronation Street I decided f**k it, I'm old already so I might as well have a fag.
It turned out to be a joint. Hash. Potent. Roy Cropper's face was morphing, he looked like a mix between Enda Kenny and the pope. Next thing I know there's 8 cups of tea in front of me and three empty packets of rich tea biscuits. It was f**kin' wild. I fell in love with it. These days they might aswell forward my pension money straight into my dealer's bank."
