Goth Gardens

06/04/2026

🖤 For the Serious Anthurium Collector 🖤

These seedlings come from Mike Yoon, also known as Dark Tropics, a breeder known for producing some of the most sought-after Anthurium genetics in the hobby.

⚔️ Dark Knight × Carla Seedling — $90

🕷️ X-one.BVEP “Sun” × Carla “OG.OG” Seedling — $150

No mass imports. No tissue culture. No big-box store plants pretending to be rare.

Just exceptional genetics with the potential to become something truly stunning.

Available now at Goth Gardens. 🖤

06/02/2026

Aurea Pterodactyl seed pre-orders are open!

🌱 $30 each — limited availability.

Message me if you’d like to claim one and I’ll reserve it for you.

Need instant gratification? I have one established plant left in the store for $150.

06/01/2026

🚨 PLANT BINGO PRIZE ALERT 🚨

This Saturday at The Abq Collective plant event, I’ll be donating an Anthurium Silver Chrome as the grand prize for plant bingo! 🌿

I know many of you have had your eye on this one but weren’t quite ready to make the investment. For just $5 a bingo card, you’ll have a chance to win it and take it home.

Not feeling lucky? 😉 I also have a few available in my shop for $147, and we’ll be open during the event just a short walk down the block.

Come for the bingo, stay for the plant swap, music, and some of our favorite vendors, My Little Plant Family and & Stitchcraft.

A huge thank you to Katie and The Collective for putting together such a fun event for our plant community! See you all Saturday! 🖤

05/30/2026

🚨 RESERVATIONS REQUIRED • LIMITED SPOTS AVAILABLE 🚨

🖤 JUNIOR PLANT CLUB 🖤

This event was actually inspired by my 7-year-old daughter, who will be helping run the event!

A few weeks ago, she told me our plant shop needed a special morning just for kids—so we’re making it happen.

Join us on Sunday, June 14th for a fun morning of painting terracotta pots and planting a succulent to take home.

🌱 Ages 4–10
🌱 $12 per child
🌱 Drop in anytime between 10:00 AM–12:00 PM
🌱 Includes a terracotta pot, decorating supplies, soil, and one live succulent

Children under 6 should have an adult helper, and all parents/guardians must remain on site.

🖤 Reservations are required.

To reserve a spot, send us a message or stop by Goth Gardens.

We can’t wait to see your little plant lovers there! 🌿

05/29/2026

Thank you to everyone who came to Girls Night! I hope you learned something new, made a new friend, or created a meaningful connection.

It was such an intimate and special evening. And sorry we made you identify flower parts like you were back in middle school biology class—but it was all in good fun! 🌸😂

Can’t wait for the next one. 🖤

05/20/2026

I currently have 3 Monstera Devil options available for preorder. All 3 are top cuts with 3 leaves, which honestly makes this deal absolutely insane.

✨ Option A – $1,000 SOLD
✨ Option B – $1,400 SOLD
✨ Option C – $1,000

As promised, I wanted to give everyone the opportunity to claim one before I place the import order.

Please note:
• Full payment is required once your claim is confirmed.
• I will not be purchasing/importing the plant until it has been paid in full.
• Imported plants can be unpredictable, and while I will do everything possible to ensure they arrive safely, I cannot guarantee survival or condition after import. By purchasing, you acknowledge that you are buying at your own risk.

To claim:
Message me directly or comment “claimed” on the post.

Thank you all for the continued support and excitement 🖤

05/19/2026

🌵 CACTUSES YOU CAN PET 🌵

You asked, we delivered 😜

Monkey tail cacti are officially being restocked and are being packaged and shipped to ABQ as we speak!

Mature plants will be available starting at $50+, and because we love offering affordable options, baby starter monkey tails in 2-inch pots will also be available for just $8.

Soft. Fuzzy. Weirdly adorable.
Keep an eye out — they will be landing soon 👀

05/12/2026

🚨 Store Hours Update 🚨

We’ll be closing 90 minutes early on Sunday, May 17th, for our youngest employee’s dance recital 💃

I updated our hours with Google, but Apple Maps and I are still fighting because I’m technologically incompetent. 😅

Thanks for understanding and supporting our little work family 🖤

05/12/2026

Let me see your setup in the comments 👇🏼👇🏼

Just me over here admiring my leafy children this morning 🌿🥹
Thought I’d share a little corner of my collection

05/10/2026

Officially on Google & Apple Maps 🎉
We just got our first reviews — thank you!!
If you’ve been by, we’d love yours too 🙌

Reviews really help small businesses like ours grow 🫶🏼

5.0 ⭐ · Plant nursery in Albuquerque, New Mexico