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I’m US Army Combat Veteran Zchaston Anderson and I am here to help you. I have over 20 years experience in construction ...
06/19/2023

I’m US Army Combat Veteran Zchaston Anderson and I am here to help you.

I have over 20 years experience in construction and can help you out. Name it, I can do it professionally and within your budget. I will work with you.

Posted below is my story. It will tell you everything about me and I think some of it is pretty funny. Let me know if you agree or think I should just keep my day job.

More funny original content like this will be posted regularly. Even if you don’t hire me, it’s a good read. Please like my page, and if you need something done?

I know what I’m doing. Don’t hire someone you can’t trust. Call me because I’m a professional. I’m just starting out on my own. I give discounts to Seniors, because like me, they served our country too.

Thank you America!

06/19/2023

Huge discounts for Seniors because I love home cooked meals!

I’m gonna give this guy the benefit of the doubt and say this is fan art.
06/19/2023

I’m gonna give this guy the benefit of the doubt and say this is fan art.

We won the Class Action Lawsuit and it was thousands of us. I don’t mind sharing my story with you and think it’s import...
06/19/2023

We won the Class Action Lawsuit and it was thousands of us. I don’t mind sharing my story with you and think it’s important I should. I have a degree in Criminal Justice and the public should be aware of what’s happening with their tax dollars.

I didn’t want to leave. They said if I kept shooting at people I wouldn’t be able to hear anymore, so they stopped me. Yes, you are in fire fights even though you are mainly there to make good chow. I’m very excellent at this and so let’s just say I did my job.

The Military does things like this all the time. The VA will barely keep you alive if that at all. Yes, I have problems, but this doesn’t prevent me from working one bit. Soldiers only need time to heal and compassion from you, those who we gladly protected.

I’m doing fine America!

Since it’s Father’s Day’s I’d like to introduce you to my mini me Mya. She’s bigger now, but I love this picture of us. ...
06/19/2023

Since it’s Father’s Day’s I’d like to introduce you to my mini me Mya. She’s bigger now, but I love this picture of us. Any single Dad will tell you our days are certainly not easy, but the second I see Mya smile, everything just goes away. Not sure what she’s going to for a living yet, but she’s only 11. I don’t expect her answer until she’s 12.

Happy Father’s Day America!

Let me see your munchkin. Drop a pic!

View from your hotel room window. Thanks Boss!
06/19/2023

View from your hotel room window. Thanks Boss!

HR PLEASE READ THIS:This is exactly what everyone from HR does with me at every job I’ve ever worked on. Depending on th...
06/19/2023

HR PLEASE READ THIS:

This is exactly what everyone from HR does with me at every job I’ve ever worked on. Depending on the health of the company and it’s standard an practices I get regularly called to play Detective.

She saw Bachelor of Science in Criminal Justice and she knows what we are like. I’m never going out of my way to get anyone in trouble. I don’t want to be in her office, I have things to build. Problem is she’s got me, and she knows this from day one. Yes, I know occasionally men do this job but my minor is in Sociology so let’s not go crazy about me using a feminine pronoun. You look at the data and it’s overwhelmingly women.

I definitely was highly nervous the first time I met her. Well dressed ladies with high levels of education freak me out at first. HR lady, I know you’re smarter than me, and that’s I why I sounded so stupid during my first interview. I’m fine around everyone else. We are going to get along famously for we share a love and passion for the rules. I’m also excellent at filling out whatever documentation you need because I literally went to college for it. I haven’t gotten to fulfill all my dreams yet, but my next company will take care of that when they wisely let me do all that I can do for them.

Boss, here you go. If you’re dirty, don’t hire me because she’s right! What was my first thought when the Army honorably discharged me?

“I’m going to be a Cop and work my way up to Detective! If I can’t kill The Enemy anymore I can at least Protect and Serve my community. Or, if possible I’m going to Law School. There’s an unlimited amount of fun I can have after that!”

So ok scary HR woman, how do you take your coffee and are you allergic to anything in case I’m bringing muffins? You’ll like them. I was a Culinary Specialist in the Army and I assure you they are really good. I look forward to working with you, just don’t tell the guys because they’ll hate me. I’m sure you understand.

There’s always at least one of these guys on any site. C’mon, you’ve met him!
06/19/2023

There’s always at least one of these guys on any site. C’mon, you’ve met him!

We have all built funky houses. Sometimes it’s a cool surprise. When I see what weirdness the universe has in store for ...
06/19/2023

We have all built funky houses. Sometimes it’s a cool surprise. When I see what weirdness the universe has in store for me today, I always ask the same question.

Whose idea was this?

It’s either an Architect, or it’s one of those clever schizophrenic people that works in Engineering. Both have weird ideas. Each one’s gotta sign off. What do these lunatics eat for lunch? I bet I can’t pronounce it. How do they convince each that this is a good idea?

I swear I’ve seen a few blink sideways, so they might not be astronomically local. But oh my eyes! Who does this?

It’s a bit ugly, so let’s take a vote like Americans.

Who is responsible for this house?

I’m qualified for leadership in a variety of ways, but the one you might be overlooking is my background in Sociology. I...
06/19/2023

I’m qualified for leadership in a variety of ways, but the one you might be overlooking is my background in Sociology. I also assure you the Army was extremely comprehensive about my training in this matter as well. You must be prepared to assume command at any moment, because things can change very quickly in combat. You step up automatically and quickly, because they already told you what to do!

I don’t say anything at work much, because even though I’m right about group dynamics, the Boss doesn’t want to hear it. He saw an article or something and thinks he knows what he’s doing. He then applied whatever he found to our work environment and that’s why we are miserable every day of our hot, mosquito filled lives.

The thing is if you think pop psychology is bad, pop sociology is much worse. You must create a harmonious environment or things just don’t seem to get done on time. Maybe you’re a CEO and you’ve been wondering about this. Ask away my friend. Tell me about your people and not about your plans. We will get it done if you let me wind the watch.

And to those bosses I’ve had, who never would have listened in the first place. This is what I wish I could have said to keep you from testing your new weird theory on us all.

STOP IT!!!

The difference between you and I is very simple:

I’m not that great, but I’m working on it. But, yes! I know what you just asked me for. I’ll go get it. No me llames así...
06/19/2023

I’m not that great, but I’m working on it. But, yes! I know what you just asked me for. I’ll go get it. No me llames así. ¡Te oí!

I just have no other words.
06/19/2023

I just have no other words.

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