04/01/2026
🚨 BIG NEWS 🚨
After years of installing and repairing garage doors…
We’re officially pivoting.
Introducing:
🦙 Garage Door Guy Llama Yoga 🧘♂️
That’s right.
Same great team…
Now helping you find inner peace instead of fixing broken springs.
Benefits include:
• Improved flexibility (especially when your door won’t open)
• Stress relief (because your garage door already caused enough)
• Spiritual alignment with your opener sensors
First class starts soon.
Llamas are… mostly trained.
👇 Tag someone who needs this in their life