That Counter and Barn Door Guy

05/20/2024

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05/19/2024

I’d be happy to build you one.
Doors start at $360.
Largest visual impact you can make in your house for less than a thousand dollars. Allow me to earn your business. Check my reviews.

05/12/2024

We do planter boxes, raised gardens, dining room/kitchen tables anything you can send us a picture of rustic we can build it for you. Just let us know.

05/12/2024

You know you want one.
Give me a call and we can get your artistic quality Barn Door or rustic project started.

03/30/2024

My Uncle Ted and his wife Norma go to the State Fair every year.

And, every year Ted would say, Norma, “I'd like to ride in that helicopter.”

Norma always replied, “I know Ted, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks. And, fifty bucks is fifty bucks..!!”

It went on like this for decades.
Each year Ted would dream, and Norma would have the same response.

Finally, last year Ted and Norma went to the fair, and Ted said, “Norma, I'm 75 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance…”

To this, Norma replied, “Ted, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks. And, fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”

The pilot had been hearing this same conversation for years. He couldn’t resist any longer, so he blurted out:

“Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny..!!”

He looked at them both in the eye, and added, “But, if you say one word it's fifty dollars.”

Ted and Norma agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word...

When they finally landed, the pilot turned to Ted and said, “By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed..!!”

Ted replied, “Well, to tell you the truth I almost said something when Norma fell out. But, you know, FIFTY BUCKS IS FIFTY BUCKS.”

03/29/2024

10/31/2023

Thinking of building doors again. Anyone interested?
Let me know.
Needed a hiatus from the building game but I think I’m ready to get back into it.

03/14/2023

Think I’m retiring from the wood business. Doors are getting heavier the older I get. Maybe I’ll still build a few but install is a thing of the past. Thanks to all my awesome customers! I still do plumbing.😉

10/20/2022

Horizontal slat

08/22/2022

Everyone loves my wood!