01/04/2026
1. Plants don’t text back… but talking to them still counts as social interaction. 📱🌿
2. Watering your plant is love; drowning it is… well, murder. 💦😬
3. Sunlight is free therapy—so let your plants soak it up (and maybe you too). ☀️
4. Pruning is like giving your plant a haircut… just don’t give it bangs. ✂️😂
5. Bigger pots = bigger dreams. Think of it as plant real estate. 🪴🏡
6. Plants love humidity… but your bathroom mirrors don’t. 🚿
7. Fertilizer is basically plant coffee—don’t skip the morning boost. ☕🌱
8. Aphids hate gossips… maybe start spreading rumors about them. 🐛🤫
9. Name your plants. You’ll never forget to water Mr. Sprout. 😎
10. Patience is key… unless it’s a w**d. Then it’s war. 🌾⚔️
