Honey Dudes

01/22/2025

It’s so cold that….

This kind of cold will freeze the hinges off the gates of hell.

So cold that my plumber pulled his pants up.

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

So cold the statue of liberty put the torch inside her dress.

Colder than a mother-in-law’s kiss.

Cold enough I saw the squirrels throwing themselves at the electric fence

This cold is meaner than a skillet full of rattle snakes.

So cold the chickens are lining up to get into the oven.

Its so cold the flashers are only showing pictures.

So cold the thermostat just gave me the finger.

Colder that a room full of ex-wives at a wedding.

This kind of cold freeze the balls off a pool table.

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04/09/2023

We discovered that the builder of this home off of Yosemite in Carrollton, did a disservice to many homeowners.

Adequate venting keeps your attic cooler in the summer - LOWERING AC BILLS, helps your shingles last longer, and extends the life of your HVAC equipment.

Honey Dudes enlarged the vent opening and saved the current and future homeowners a boat load of money immediately and down the road! If you would like your vents checked, or have other concerns, give the Dudes a call or text even better. 214-282-8705

04/09/2023

Hand railings go a long way in keeping and making us safe. Stairs can be a big issue as we (and our loved one) get older. Throw in icy cold spots and a little fatigue and the result can be broken hips or worse! Safety is paramount to Honey Dudes. Everyone should feel and be safe when going up or down! Call or text and Honey Dudes will come out and discuss options. 214-282-8705

04/09/2023

04/09/2023

04/09/2023

Extra storage in an attic is a dream for most. Honey Dudes raised the attic floor, added insulation and trimmed new floor supports to protect extensive electrical wires. End reality, even floor decking for Christmas and other storage. Also added two 8’ LED strips to make this area show room ready. We can do this for you, too!

04/09/2023

Client said downstairs commode didn’t flush well. 3 plumbers couldn’t find a solution. We noticed a vent stack capped off and not outside air to allow water to drain prop. We extended the vent pipe and screened off the pipe to prevent bugs, etc. toilet works like a charm and Honey Dudes proves many solutions require a better perspective. Happy flushing!

04/09/2023

We donated money to purchase 3 Book Vending Machines for elementary schools in CFBISD. Kids EARN a token for doing good things, steady improvement in having homework completed- POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT.

The token is then used in the Book Vending Machine and they get to pick out a new book that is theirs to keep. Many of these kids may not have any books at home and this may be the first book they will own.

Literacy improves, and better students who learn how to be better humans! All things Jonna and I strive for all. We are delighted to make a positive difference in so many kids lives.