Barb’s Magic Oven

06/19/2026

🌙⭐️ Twinkle twinkle, little star…
How we wonder what you are!⭐️

I just delivered the sweetest gender reveal cake to De Soto 🥰

…and I can’t say nothin’ else about it! 🤐

06/18/2026

I’m thinking about rehoming Gordon Ramsay, over here (complete with the baker bundle (dough hook, cookie paddles, cake paddles, whisks and bowl scrapers….is anyone here interested before I put him up on marketplace for local pickup??

I’d let him go for 350 of your (non-defaced with his signature) bills. I’ve only used him a few times for large cookie orders (I can mix 4 batches of cookie dough at once) and big cake batter batches. I haven’t even tried kneading bread with it yet, which is supposed to be his specialty. Hurry and lmk before I get fomo and change my mind.

Man I hate trying to w**d things out to move. Am I a hoarder??

I think I’m already changing my mind. 🫣 😭😭😭😭

06/16/2026

I wonder if…when Metallica wrote Blackened…if they were sitting around a table eating Cajun food and Jason Newsted decided he didn’t want anything else from that point on and started headbanging screaming “BLACKENED IS THE ENNNNND!” Lars and James were inspired. But then they had to make it about more hardcore things like the end of the world, obvs.

Too bad they sold out when they made the Black album. They could’ve made a kickass song about andouille. 😞

06/14/2026

There’s the cutest lil book store in a trailer here today, too!!

Every time I look at this little dream, I get so giddy. 😍

Want Ursula (yes, we named her) to make a stop at your event? Send us a message!

06/14/2026

Two things!

1) I forgot to mention that I tried that Dr Pepper cookie idea with these Patriarchy cookies! The way Republican Conventions keep crashing Grindr, I figure the Patriarchy…DP…it checks.

2) I just changed my mind to let those go today for $4/cookie instead of $5! I’m ALSO giving a Patriarchy to smash with a purchase.

3) Annnnd if you post a video or picture of your smash in action anywhere, TAG MEEEEE!!! I’ll give you a one time future 20% discount on a custom order.

Ok that was actually 3 things! 🤷🏼‍♀️

06/14/2026

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Burn your bras. Potluck some food. Smash things! Tarot readings. Spell jars. Eat cookies. Enjoy the peaceful space!

06/14/2026

These are the last of what I’m bringing to Feral & Free today! (And my favorite!)

Coffee flavored Aqua Tofana elixir bottles!

06/13/2026

There are no coincidences….🫪

🎶MAwitdaGA Don BANG DA BANG DIDDY🎶 …or whatever he said! 😵‍💫

I hope the lil choad gets the birthday he deserves.

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